!!!!!!!!!!!JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Topic: !!!!!!!!!!!JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted By: I.C.T
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Date Posted: December 29 2004 at 16:50
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I haven't made this one up OK, I've heard this one by someone. What goes 'Woof, Woof, Bang'!!!!!!! A Terrier-ist get it!!!!!!1 One of the worst Flop Jokes Ever!!!!! ------------- it ain't no fun being an illegal alien ------------------------------ long live rock and roll |
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: December 29 2004 at 16:57
Welcome I.C.T. Joke technique needs a litle work ------------- 
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I.C.T wrote:
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: December 29 2004 at 17:10
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Welcome Icetea. finally someone who shares my type of Humour. a terrier-ist ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: December 29 2004 at 20:31
whats that?......bad! |
Posted By: nancyrowina
Date Posted: December 29 2004 at 20:40
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I was amused, mildly. ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph, as I crawl a cracked and broken path, if we make it we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. |
Posted By: Valarius
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 07:23
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Posted By: maani
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 12:13
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I think I can top (bottom?) that. What do you call a row of rabbits who all take a step backward at the same time? A receding hare-line... Peace. |
Posted By: K00l Prog Guruz
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:01
I've got one! K WHAT DO YOU CALL A UN UNDERWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????/// a.....wATER gUN!11!!!!!!!!!(lmao!!!!) g2g! ------------- "The world is in your hands, now use it." Good'ol Phil |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:06
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:08
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Sorry Kool... that one completely escapes me........... What happened to the Indian that drank 300 cups of tea??
THey found him dead in his tea pee!!! ------------- THIS IS ELP 
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:18
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick! |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:40
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I thought it was going to be one of those filthy gay jokes no I didn't What's blue and fit's in a socket?
A grape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha I'm hilarious ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 15:19
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What do you get if you cross a chimp and a pansy? ... ... ... A chimpanzee! don't mind me... |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 16:28
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What's white and wears check trousers?
Rupert The Fridge ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: maani
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 21:55
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What do you get when you cross a tortoise with a postal worker?...
A slower tortoise! |
Posted By: Vegetableman
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 22:14
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Theres two muffins cooking in the oven. One says "Man Its hot it in here" The other one says "Whoa a talking muffin"
------------- "Mister Fripp, your music is quite different than everything else out there. In one word, how would you describe it?" "Progressive.... yeah, that's it..." |
Posted By: K00l Prog Guruz
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 22:52
I shall explain it in depth... A water gun is a toy marketd to the 6-12 year old age groop, which expells water at hi presure form a nozal at the front. This is cozd by the opening of a valve when the trigger is presd by the finger. The valve releses the pressure built up by pumping air into a tube usuly lokated at the top of the gun. Therefore the punch line of the pun exists becuz i attributed puting a gun under water, with a water gun. get it? (LOL!!!!!)/ (LMA()) ------------- "The world is in your hands, now use it." Good'ol Phil |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 22:57
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Oh,oh, I got a joke.
Phil Collins! ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: K00l Prog Guruz
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 23:22
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I got a joke too! Ian Anderson!
------------- "The world is in your hands, now use it." Good'ol Phil |
Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: January 23 2005 at 23:24
OH SNAP! |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 08:31
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Badoom Chusshhh! ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 18:13
The pressure is higher under water (10 meters of depth correspond with 1 atmosphere) Therefor the gun gets wet. ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 18:16
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A tomato enters a hairsalon, tumptie tumptie tum Says the hairdresser, Hai Red On which the tomato replies'where not gonna discriminate are we "No" says the hairdresser, "You haven't got any hair" ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: Valarius
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 19:06
I don't get it though.
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 23:00
If that was suppose to be funny... nope I guess I still don't get the joke... Of course, I don't think there was a joke there to get.. but good try!! ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 23:02
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I've got one you won't get either... Whats the difference between your penis and a bonus...
At least you can get a girl to blow your bonus!! ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: January 24 2005 at 23:22
EVIL!!! |
Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: January 25 2005 at 00:57
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My sincere opinion about all jokes here: Better keep talking about Prog' guys, you're good on that. Iván |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 25 2005 at 01:47
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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes! ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:59
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What's green and furry, has 8 legs, and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?
A Snooker Table. |
Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 16:39
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------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |