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Topic: wild mink
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: wild mink
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 08:52

i just found a wild mink living at the bottom of my garden. it hissed at me and chased me across the lawn and then just stood staring at me. every time i go out there it's after me....help, guys...what can i do?Confused



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Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:13


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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:27

Call the animal control

if you dont have it locally

and killing (wild) animals isnt a crime

shoot it with a flare gun

 



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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:27

Turn it into a coat!

Disclaimer: Blacksword would like to make it clear that he in no way advocates cruelty to animals - apart from small yappy dogs, they're just pointless - and that no Minks, regardless of religion, sexual orientation or country of origin were hurt in the writing of this post.



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Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:36

Skinned mink

plastic sample only

Disclaimer:MM would like to make it clear that he in no way advocates cruelty to animals - apart from small yappy dogs, they're just pointless - and that no Minks, regardless of religion, sexual orientation or country of origin were hurt in the writing of this post.@ Black Sword



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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:45
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 10:31
Congratulations, you've found a new friend!


Posted By: mystic fred
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 11:08
good news! the mink has agreed to leave me alone if i don't "shop" him to the authorities (and could i please keep the music down slightly)....co-exist!

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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 11:14

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

good news! the mink has agreed to leave me alone if i don't "shop" him to the authorities (and could i please keep the music down slightly)....co-exist!

Let that be a lesson to all those Hawks in Washington. The merits of compromise and negotiation..

So, the minks not a prog fan then?

Dont forget it's your garden. Charge the little b*****d rent...



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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 15:29
Domesticate it and make it wear a tuxedo.

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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: April 09 2006 at 15:38
Just play a lot of Prog in loud volume, that must work.


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