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Topic: Help me out guys! Making a t-shirt.
Posted By: Blackleaf
Subject: Help me out guys! Making a t-shirt.
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 08:53
Hey all.

One of my mates does silkscreening, and does shirts with whatever you want on them for pretty cheap. So, I'm trying to come up with something to put on it that's prog related. But, i'm out of ideas. The best i've come up with is Progrock in large letters, with "music for musicians" underneath, because I told my friend that once. But that hardly does it justice.

So help me out if you can. Try and give "Progrock" a funny/cool/truthful/awesome caption. I'm trying and failing :(

Thanks. Also, I'm not sure where to put this, if it should be somewhere else, my appologies

Thanks.
Syn.

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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 09:12

"Wanky Pretentious Crap"

 -- Ivan



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Posted By: Blackleaf
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 09:19
Maybe something a little less negative ;) But I like your style.

Syn.


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Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 09:32
Here's a few ideas off the top of my head:

  • PROG IS AS PROG DOES
  • I LIKE PROG. THUS I WIN.
  • MIND MUSIC
  • PROG: SO WHAT IF IT'S PRETENTIOUS? SO AM I.


Posted By: Blackleaf
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 09:34
Quote MIND MUSIC


Win. Unless anyone can top that in 24 hours, I'll go with it :P

Thanks heaps :)

Syn.


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Posted By: robertplantowns
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 09:57
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Posted By: robertplantowns
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 09:59
Originally posted by robertplantowns robertplantowns wrote:

You should make a T-shirt that has the definitive dictionary definition of progressive rock, including such things as pretentiousness and the tendency for preposterousness.  Including a funny definition
 of progressive rock would be funny and would inform everyone as to what progressive rock is in ways that they could understand. 
'Music for musicians' makes it seem too exclusive and alienates it from the average person, so I personally would not make that into a t-shirt.  Plus I think a majority of the people who listen to progressive rock aren't musicians.

I think if you changed "wanky pretentious crap" to "wanky pretentious awesomeness and that's why i love it" you might have something

I would make a t-shirt that said "hey, even if you might not like it, at least it's better than rap"

I think when you say that progressive rock is music for the mind it would make it seem that it is not music for the soul.

I would put this

Progressive Rock: Music that is meant to be HEARD, Not Danced to.

or something like, Progressive Rock: heard in your ear (and mind), not on the dance floor, like an M&M commercial.

hmm that's all for now, it's late, will think of more








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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 14:24

I was merely kidding.

On a more serious note, I always had one little sentence as a definition of prog in my mind - "Thinking Man's Music".

Or something like "In Constant Advancement Since 1967", but actually now I think the first idea was better.

 -- Ivan



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Posted By: Rashikal
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 16:50
don't make one, it is a universal fact that wearing phrases on a t shirt makes you look like a total douchebag, nevermind a phrase that puts down other music genres.

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Posted By: Fitzcarraldo
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 17:33

My brother, knowing my penchant for Progressive Rock, gave me a present a couple of years back: a T-shirt he had made, with the logos of around 20 Progressive Rock groups printed on the back.He'd scanned the logos from the album covers and used his inkjet printer to print the logos on special iron-on transfer paper, which he then ironed onto a white T-shirt. It was a nice surprise and actually looks good.

 



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Posted By: Ty1020
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 18:03
Originally posted by Rashikal Rashikal wrote:

don't make one, it is a universal fact that wearing phrases on a t shirt makes you look like a total douchebag, nevermind a phrase that puts down other music genres.

How do any of the suggested captions put down other music genres?


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Posted By: Rust
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 18:14
Prog - Music that Rambles.

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We got to pump the stuff to make us tough
from the heart
Its astart
What we need is awareness we cant get careless
Mental self defensive fitness
Make everybody see in order to fight the powers that be


Posted By: martinprog77
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 18:19
HOW ABOUT ;PROGRESSIVE ROCK[MUSIC THAT ORDINARY PEOPLE DONT GET IT].OR PROG  ROCK IS THE BLOOD THAT RUNS IN MY VAINS.PROG WEAVING EMOTIONS,MELODYS AND FEELINGS INMY HEART,BODY AND MIND

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Nothing can last
there are no second chances.
Never give a day away.
Always live for today.




Posted By: martinprog77
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 18:22

I LIKE ALSO A PROMO OF AYREON THAS SAY;ITSNOT JUST MUSIC ITS AN ADVENTURE



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Posted By: Space Chief
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 18:26

You should make it say "Punk Rock Sucks" in Roger Dean font.



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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 18:57
I would just go with the cover of King Crimson's "In The Court Of The Crimson King" and have a caption:

Does this scare you?  Then prog rock isn't for you!

Or if you like Neo prog:

Neo Prog is yummy!


Who gave prog a bad name?

Phil Collins - but I still like it.


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Posted By: kenmeyerjr
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 19:14

Howabout 'All your Prog are belong to Us (and Them)" ?

That one is only half serious, but I thought it might be funny.

I actually like the idea of "Prog Rock Sucks" in the Roger Dean font, myself.

Or, "Prog, music for that space between your ears"

or, "Prog. When Arrested Development is a good thing."

or, "Prog. It's not called progressive for nothing."



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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 19:26
Originally posted by Blackleaf Blackleaf wrote:

Hey all.

One of my mates does silkscreening, and does shirts with whatever you want on them for pretty cheap. So, I'm trying to come up with something to put on it that's prog related.


How about a big Queen logo?

They are prog related.
 

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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 19:40


Or just buy a Rush t-shirt.


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Posted By: lunaticviolist
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 20:17
How about:
"If you think that it's pretentious, you've been taken for a ride" -- Peter Gabriel


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Posted By: Zac M
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 20:29
Originally posted by lunaticviolist lunaticviolist wrote:

How about:
"If you think that it's pretentious, you've been taken for a ride" -- Peter Gabriel


Hah, I like that quote a lot.


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Posted By: the man machine
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 20:51
Originally posted by Space Chief Space Chief wrote:

You should make it say "Punk Rock Sucks" in
Roger Dean font.





Posted By: Aaron
Date Posted: April 02 2006 at 21:06

"mind music" is a bad idea

Aaron



Posted By: Blackleaf
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 05:16
Originally posted by Aaron Aaron wrote:

"mind music" is a bad idea

Aaron



Expand please :)

At the moment, i'm thinking of just designing myself a Porcupine Tree t-shirt until i can some up with something fitting. It is a bad idea to put down other genres, or be all uppity. It'll require a fair amount of thought.

I was thinking of just having the opening paragraph of the Prog Rock definition on this site printed on the t-shirt. That automatically says what prog is: long and complicated. Haha.

Thanks for the input guys :)
BL~


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Posted By: nobody
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 06:01

I like the Schizoid Face idea, gotta go with that one.  How about:

                     HAPPINESS IS...

              PROGRESSIVE ROCK



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Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:20
mmm...some of the top of my head
  • Prog...if you´d like good music you´d have the same T-shirt
  • Prog: Music for intelligent people...sorry punks...
  • I´m better than you ´cause I know who played the bass in Hatfield and the North
  • Thela Hun Ginjeet
  • Stupid punks say "what"?
  • Close to the edge
  • Prog...such a small word for such long music

...hehehe, well...I know, they are pretty stupid hehehe


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Posted By: video vertigo
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:24

"Masturbation for the mind"
or
go with a quotem, like Frank Zappa "Without deviation from the norm, progression is impossible"
I think he has a couple other good quotes.



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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:25
1,3 & 7 are pretty good.

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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:44
mmm...
1.- "Vote Progressive music for Progress"
2.- (including an arrow pointing to your head) "Progressive rock area"
3.- "I love Progressive Rock. Ask me why."

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Posted By: Empathy
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:45
Here's one

Prog Rock...




It's not just for Wizards anymore!





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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:48

"On the Seventh day, God forget what do to, so he listened to Genesis."



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Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 13:49
I think a prog archives t-shirt should be made!!

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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 14:17
another one: ¿Could you PROG ROCK your PROG ROCK at the PROG ROCK of the PROG ROCK over there?

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Posted By: Firepuck
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 14:46

One member here has a sig that says 'MUSIC FOR THE MIND' which I have always liked.

In fact, just looking at the sigs in this thread would give you a couple of great starts;

stonebeard: I take my prog with a side of cheese, thank you.

Empathy: Pure Brilliance

 



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Posted By: Trickster F.
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 14:49
Originally posted by Firepuck Firepuck wrote:

In fact, just looking at the sigs in this thread would give you a couple of great starts;

Like mine.

 -- Ivan



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Posted By: lunaticviolist
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 14:53
Originally posted by nobody nobody wrote:

I like the Schizoid Face idea, gotta go with that one.  How about:

                     HAPPINESS IS...

              PROGRESSIVE ROCK



I like that!


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Posted By: Blackleaf
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 22:04
I like the KC one, but I can only really get it done with text, and no pictures sorry. My mates not THAT pro.

I was thinking of making a progarchives shirt, with MIND MUSIC in some groovy font from the 60's/70's, and www.progarchives.com underneath it in square letters. OR something.

I ended up giving up thinking about it, and made a PT design. I am never kerning, airbrushing and erasering every letter for the first verse of Sky Moves phase one again haha.



Thoughts?

edit: That's a very very scaled down version. I'm thinking of cleaning the letters in the header up a little as well. In case anyones interested, I started with Courier New as the font :)


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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 22:17
Hehe, I'm glad my idea kind of has inspired people, that's cool.

It's such a scary face, that people will more likely be scared off though!


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Posted By: Philrod
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 22:52
Never limit yourself. Prog Rocks.

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Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 23:35
"Prog, because bigger IS better."


Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 23:40

Originally posted by Bluesaga Bluesaga wrote:

"Prog, because bigger IS better."

Really?

Oh...



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