cheesy joke...
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Topic: cheesy joke...
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: cheesy joke...
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 11:35
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question: how many prog musicians does it take to change a light bulb? answer; five - one to change the bulb and four to look on and say... "..but where's the concept...?"
..anyone else know any jokes worse than that...??? -------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 12:02
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Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 12:29
 like it!
What's green & sings at the bottom of the garden?? Elvis Parsley! ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 12:45
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then... who is white like milk??? Michael Jackson........... ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 18:15
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2 eggs in a saucepan & one says to the other "it's hot in here!" the other egg says "wait till you get out you'll get you're head smashed in!" ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: el böthy
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 19:16
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Awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I once was in an airplane and the asistant from the captain was giving us the whole speach thing with the altitud and all that crap with a mic. When he stops he forget´s to turn the microphone off and sais to the captain "Oh, now all I need is a coffee and a nice blowjob". Then a stewardess from the other end of the plane goes to that guy to tell him that the mic is still on when somebody sais "Hey honey, don´t forget the coffee!" true story true story!!!... naaaaa, heard it in Good Will Haunting ------------- "You want me to play what, Robert?" 
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Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 12:50
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"Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains!"
"pull yourself together!" Then i said " i feel like a billiard ball!" "Get to the end of the queue(cue)" ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 21:36
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There is a organist at a church and she has, well, big boobs. The preacher is screwing up because the size distracts him. So afterwards he gives her a herb that is supposed to lessen there size when you rub it on the breast, but he also warns her how sour the herb is. The next day the preacher has trouble speaking, because his lips are constantly puckered. An awful joke, I know, but worth a few laughs I guess. -------------  
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: April 01 2006 at 20:57
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How many prog fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 2 - One to change it, and one to review how he did it! ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: mystic fred
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 16:02
you mean 476 - one to change it and 475 to review it!!! ------------- Prog Archives Tour Van
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Bj-1 wrote:Posted By: goose
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 18:37
A sausage and some bacon in a saucepan. The sausage says "It's hot in here!" The bacon says "Blimey, a talking sausage!" |
Posted By: JayDee
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 18:41
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Posted By: stan the man
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 19:03
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HOw many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 894. One to screw in the lightbulb the other 893 to call him a sell out. ------------- true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants. 
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 19:06
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 19:06
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: MrHiccup
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 21:26
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This is the story of a green man, who lived in a green world... The green man went to the green bar, he had a green drink and then, he went out to the green street. When he saw the green light, he crossed the green road. Suddenly, a green car appeared and ran over the green man. Five minutes later, the Red Cross came and ruined the story.
------------- Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends... |
Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: April 03 2006 at 22:25
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The state motto of Wisconsin (which is well known for its milk and cheese production): "Wisconsin - smell our dairy air!" ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: April 25 2006 at 15:04
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"my wife's going to the West Indies"
"Jamaica" "No,she's going on her own accord"  ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |
Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: May 15 2006 at 15:34
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A secretary asks her boss "can i use your dictaphone?" & the boss says " use your finger like everyone else!" ------------- In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole |