Zappa at his dirtiest!
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Topic: Zappa at his dirtiest!
Posted By: marktheshark
Subject: Zappa at his dirtiest!
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 19:18
| I always considered "Dinah-Mo-Hum" as Frank at his most X-rated with "Bobby Brown" a close second. Oh, he's had several other toilet songs before and after, but I think these were the crem ala crem. What say you? |
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Posted By: ResidentAlien
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 19:37
| Not at all. I'd say Penis Dimension (from 200 Motels) near-about takes the cake. And anything from Joe's Garage is a close contender. |
Posted By: transend
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 20:35
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Bobby Brown is certainly up there...... I always though 'Sy borg' and 'Stick it out' were the most dirty though....love that word 'plook'!! |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 21:17
You're right, I forgot about that one! 
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ResidentAlien wrote:Posted By: Bulbous 45
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 21:55
------------- all toasters toast toast |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 21:59
And don't forget Bald Headed John. |
Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: February 18 2006 at 23:20
Jewish Princess  -------------  
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 00:08
Dong Work For Yuda, Dirty Love, Camarillo Brillo, Keep It Greasey, Sy Borg, Stick It Out, Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?, SEX, He's So Gay etc. ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 01:49
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f**kyourself is pretty offensive and funny |
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 01:54
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"Give me your dirty love just like your momma makes her fuzzy poodle do. Give me your dirty love the way your momma makes that nasty poodle chew". -------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 03:34
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Nah ... both Sy Borg and Stick it Out are more offensive IMO. ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to: 
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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 03:35
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Which album is that on - or do you mean the Steve Vai song? ------------- https://awesomeprog.com/users/Mike" rel="nofollow">Recently listened to:
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Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 08:23
Well, what gets me about Dinah-Mo-Hum is the sound effects during the "malange" section. Sounds like you're right there watching all this go down. Girls panting and squeeling! |
Posted By: GEEDER
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 11:18
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Joes garage all of it ------------- Fix my car for a shiny sixpence |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 12:24
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Broken Hearts Are For Assholes is another great Zappa smut-a-thon. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Karn Evil 9
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 15:11
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the F*ck Yourself song is by both Steve Vai and Frank Zappa, but i think it was on a steve vai album
------------- Watch out where the huskies go,dont you eat that yellow snow |
Posted By: arnold stirrup
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 15:55
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Fillmore East, June 1971 w/ Flo and Eddie ain't too shabby either. ------------- So much music. So little time. |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: February 19 2006 at 17:12
Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf!
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Posted By: bctruce
Date Posted: February 20 2006 at 14:59
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I have to agree with the whole Joe's Garage idea. I mean, songs about: - Sex acts with young girls, one of which turns out to be a servicewoman for the "crew" - A wet T-shirt contest - Sex with a robotic machine, in extreme detail (the most offensive... errr funny) - Pain during urination, and its cause (a virus with one heck of a vertical leap) - Prison sex Great stuff. And amidst all the filth, one of the best instrumental guitar songs ever. Dammit, Zappa was brilliant. |
Posted By: RoyalJelly
Date Posted: February 20 2006 at 15:08
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Me Bwana Dik, O Me Bwana Dik!
My dick is a monster Give me your heart Bwana Dick is a legend, enormous thou art My dick is a Harley You kick it to start Bwana dick speaks, the heavans will part. And let's not forget that classic, "Brown Shoes Don't Make It": Smother that girl in chocolate syrup And strap her on again She's my teenage baby and she turns me on I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn... |