Trapped in the Closet: A Rock Opera
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Topic: Trapped in the Closet: A Rock Opera
Posted By: acheron
Subject: Trapped in the Closet: A Rock Opera
Date Posted: January 14 2006 at 23:12
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if you haven't heard of it already, R. Kelly wrote a rock opera entitled "Trapped in the Closet". It is perhaps the most important work of genius song writing that I have ever witnessed. Containing such classic lyrics as "My baby was gettin' down with a midget" and "Then I flip back the cover, OH MY GOD A RUBBER!" this was complete joke if you didn't figure it out already, my buddies and I just watched this pile of crap and laughed our asses off, if you get the chance drink a few beers and watch it, it will be worth it. |
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: January 14 2006 at 23:16
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It is easily one of the lamest things in the music industry! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: NetsNJFan
Date Posted: January 15 2006 at 00:46
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ha ha, man that sucked Until it came out I thought R. Kelly was in jail. ------------- 
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Posted By: con safo
Date Posted: January 15 2006 at 02:46
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Haahah yes... and i love how the music stays EXACTLY the same through the whole thing.
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Posted By: acheron
Date Posted: January 17 2006 at 13:58
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sorry, hip-hopera
wait the press actually complimented it? I still can't believe its not a joke |
NetsNJFan wrote:Posted By: GPFR
Date Posted: January 17 2006 at 14:14
Not really the press, more like VH1. I really can't stand that channel. Yeah, the music NEVER changed, and it went on for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should have only of made, like 5 and call it an epic. ------------- www.myspace.com/hail_peter 
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Posted By: Hemispheres
Date Posted: January 17 2006 at 14:55
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I HATE THAT SONG SO FUGGING MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but it is hilarious to watch because its so bad R.Kelly is so creative making a 12 part epic with the same music. thats something my band would do as a joke ------------- [IMG]http://www.wheresthatfrom.com/avatars/miguelsanchez.gif">[IMG]http://www.rockphiles.com/all_images/Act_Images/TheMothersOfInvention/mothers300.jpg"> |
Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: January 17 2006 at 17:46
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I love how often it sounds like he's making up the words as he goes. And the times when he rhymes the same words over and over again... "Then I went up to the closet, and I got into the closet, now I'm trapped in the closet, and he's walking up to the closet", etc. Definitely one of the most unintentionally hillarious "songs" ever written. |
Posted By: darren
Date Posted: January 18 2006 at 01:34
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MAD TV did a very funny parody "Locked in the cupboard" It was about running out of Cheerios. My wife and I still sing a bit of that every morning at breakfast. ------------- "they locked up a man who wanted to rule the world. the fools they locked up the wrong man." - Leonard Cohen |
Posted By: ResidentAlien
Date Posted: October 16 2006 at 21:45
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I just sat through all 12 parts, and I'm in stitches.
Wow. I'm so glad I stumbled upon this. Ahahaha. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go pry my brain off the
grill with a spatula... the same spatula Rosy the Nosy Neighbor threatened
RKelly with. |