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Topic: spring
Posted By: dude
Subject: spring
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 09:18
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its..SPRING!!!...HERE IN AUSTRALIA!!! AH SPRING!! WHERE A YOUNG MANS FANCY TURNS TO THOUGHTS OF THE VERY SAME THING HE HAS BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!! AND NOT JUST YOUNG MEN!!!..MEN OF ALL AGES ARE PREOCCUPIED WITH THIS VERY SUBJECT,BUT SPRING SEEMS TO BRING IT TO THE FORE. I SPEAK OF COURSE OF......... FOOD AND ALCOHOL!!! WHAT!!!!..YOU THUOGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX???..WHAT A BUNCH OF...PERVERTS!!!! ANYWAY.....SPRING IS A TIME OF RENEWAL WHERE LAMBS(GOOD GREIF HES GOING BACK TO THE LAMBS AGAIN!!) FROLIC IN THE FEILDS WATCHED BY EVER HUNGRY COYOTES WITH KNIVES AND FORKS AND UNLIMITED CREDIT AT THE ACME COMPANY(AS IS MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GLAENED FROM ALL THOSE WARNER BROTHERS CARTOON DOCUMENTARIES WATCHED AS A CHILD!!!) SPRING IS ALSO THE TIME WHEN BIRDS AND THE BEES CHASE EACH OTHER IN THE BIGGEST SEXUAL MISMATCH IN THE ANIMAL WORLD(AS IS ALSO MY UNDERSTANDING!!!....,FUNNY I DONT THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN A "BEED") WOMENS CLOTHING LESSENS CONSIDERABLY AT THIS TIME OFTHE YEAR WHICH IS A NICE STATE OF AFFAIRS EXCEPT THE MALE CAR ACCIDENT RATE RISES BY ABOUT 4000 % FOR SOME STRANGE RAESON(ESPECIALLY REAR END ACCIDENTS) STILL THE LOCAL MECHANIC MUST BE RUBBING HIS HANDS AS THE WEATHER WARMS UNFORTUNATLY SPRING LEADS INTO SUMMER NOW,SUMMER CAN BE NICE BUT SUMMER HERE IN MY COUNTRY CAN LAST FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS AND....ANYWAY YOU GET THE PICTURE FOR WEEKS ON END EVERYTHING IS WRAPPED IN A HEATHAZE 'THE HORIZON SHIMMERS SO MUCH YOUD THINK YOU WERE HAVING AN ACID FLASHBACK!! IT GETS SO HOT YOU PRESS YOUR FACE AGAINST THE FLYWIRE SCREEN OF THE BEDROOM WINDOW(AS YOU DO OF COURSE!) PRAYING FOR A BREATH OF WIND AND THEN it comes!!!!...UNFORTUNATELY IT IS FROM THE NORTH AND YOU LEAP BACK FROM THE WINDOW JUST INTIME TO SEE THE FLYWIRE GLOW A DULL CHERRY RED AS THE NEXT DOOR NIEGHBOURS GUM TREE BURSTS INTO FLAME AND THE WATER EVAPORATES FROM YOUR POOL!!! YOU PLEED WITH THE GODS TO SEND A CLOUD TO COVER THE SUN..AND FINALLY IT COMES....EXCEPT THE HUMIDITY SUDDENLY RISES TO 150% AND YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SWEAT ALSO THE DOGS AND YOUR KIDS SWAET AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOORS SWEAT MIXED WITH THE ASH OF THE BURNT TREE IT IS A GREAT TIME FOR ICE CREAMS AT LEAST IT WOULD BE IF THEY STAYED SOLID LONG ENOUGH TO EAT!!! NOW IM DEPPRESING MYSELF!! STILL THE BEACH IS NICE IN SUMMER HERE IN ADELAIDE WE HAVE A BAECH CALLED "MASLINS" WHICH IS A NUDIST BEACH .YOU CAN TELL WHERE IT IS FROM THE LINES OF DIRTY OLD MEN WITH RAINCOATS AND BINOCULARS ON THE CLIFFS ABOVE....OF COARSE I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE WELL..I DID GO ONCE AS A TEENAGER WITH A BUNCH OF MATES BUT I THINK IT WAS PENSION DAY AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE THUNDERSTORMS!! SO HERES TOAUTUMN!! IT CANT COME QUICKLY ENOUGH!!! |
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 09:22
ACTUALLY, I LIKE THUNDERSTORMS
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Posted By: James Lee
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 13:49
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From the baked cracked stony hell of the Mojave Desert, I salute you! I never would have believed I'd get so sick of sun and clear skies. But the nights in Vegas are so beautiful right now...almost long-sleeve weather...when we make fun of the tourists in their shorts and tank tops ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/sollipsist/?chartstyle=kaonashi"> 
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 14:18
Australia sounds like Heaven to me Dude, over here fall is casting it´s
grey blanket over my head and it will probably stay this way for about
6 months ( Winter included ) Darn..... now I´m depressed  Not even a nude beach could put a smile on my face now !!!! 
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 15:05
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Are you being ironic? Sorry. Tee Hee ------------- 
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Darn..... now I´m depressed 
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 15:21
Not even a nude beach with Reed Lover on it, could make me smile 
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 15:30
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If I was on a nude beach you'd piss yourself laughing mate! -------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 15:35
 Fair enough, just never lose you Passion Reed 
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: September 17 2004 at 16:17
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NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 18 2004 at 08:26
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hey!!! someone inserted an advert in my entry!!! max, maani i demand an explanation!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: September 19 2004 at 07:59
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Aha - the corporate whores have infiltrated our erstwhile sacrosanct community with advertisements; or explanation #2 is that our little DUDE has sold his soul to the Borg, and has been assimilated into the ad-world ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 19 2004 at 08:26
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WHAT!!.... this is an outrage!! WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN!!. WE MUST RISE UP AND STOP THIS INSIDEOUS INVASION OF THE FORUMS BROTHERS!!(AND SISTERS I SUPPOSE) LET US BAND TOGETHER IN THE SPIRIT OF REVOLUTION,LET US MARCH AS ONE AND STOP THIS CAPITALIST PLOT.ALL TOGETHER WE CAN STOP THIS EVIL AND RESTORE ORDER AND PEACE lets go let us march right now band together and slay the demon of capitalism brothers and sister!...lets GO......now..MARCH WITH ME....ER..RISE UP AND ER..LETS ..ER....GO?? WHAT??..WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT,...SITTING THERE WITH YOUR ARMS FOLDED LOOKING AT ME AS IF IM AN IDIOT. OKAY BE LIKE THAT THEN!! RIGHT,THATS IT...IM GOING HOME.., I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT THANK YOU!! SLAM.WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK WALK WALK,WALK. OOPS!! WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALKWALK..KNOCK KNOCK. CREEEEEAAAAAK ER..,SORRY..I FORGOT MY CARKEYS (TINKLE,TINKLE).............THANKS.......SLAM WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK,WALK.........
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