Okay, just for fun: I just had a fantasy about how it would be like if there would be a Genesis reunion. My imagination went a little wild . Add your own story if you wish... This is the GENESIS REUNION WORST CASE SCENARIO STORY, and I used a lot of stereotypes and prejudices to write a spicy story
Peter: Long time no see. Let's get back to work, you guys! (Walks to the keyboards and strikes a chord)
Tony: What are you doing?
Peter: I just had this little musical idea, and I just wanted it to show you.
Tony: On my keyboards?
Peter: It’s just an idea. After I’ve played it, you may develop it.
Tony: Just play it on the flute, or the oboe. Or on the tambourine, for all I care. I’m the keyboard player in the band.
Peter: Don’t be so possessive about the keyboards.
Tony: It’s always the same. In Charterhouse you also pushed me away on the piano. Nothing’s changed, really.
Mike: Come on, Tony. Give him a shot at it.
Phil: I got a great idea about an epic.
Peter, Tony, Steve & Mike: An epic? You???
Phil: Yes, I’ve just read this book…
Peter, Tony, Steve & Mike: A book? You???
Phil: Why, yes. It’s a book about the dance culture, and while reading it I found inspiration for an epic. I’d like to call the epic “Dance, dance, dance”. It has two parts. I’d like to call part I “In the heat of the dance” and part II “The last dance”. Of course we have to add a lot of hitsingles to the album, because such an epic is quite difficult for a lot of fans.
Tony: What has Genesis got to do with dancing?
Phil: I think “dance” has always been an important theme for Genesis. Like in Dance On A Volcano, I Can’t Dance and Dance Into The Light.
Mike: Errm, Phil…
Phil: Yes, Mike?
Mike: The last track you mentioned was from one of your solo albums.
Phil: Oh… yeah… so it is! Well, Genesis stuff, solo stuff, it’s all the same for me. Just as long as you can hum the tunes and dance to them. I’d like to put a little funk on the album.
Mike: Maybe we should think about a concept for the album. How about “The Little Prince?” I always loved that book.
Peter: No, that’s too much airy fairy stuff. How about an album about someone who lives his live in a room, and he never comes out of it, and he lives out all of his ideas and emotions via his pc.
Phil: That’s all too pretentious. Can’t get behind that.
Mike: Steve, do you have any ideas?
Steve: (playing his acoustic guitar in a corner of the room): Um? Were you talking to me?
Peter: Wait, someone knocks on the door.
Mike: It’s Ant! He’s back!
Ant: Sorry I’m late. I was composing some library music and I fell asleep. That always seems to happen when I’m composing library music. I don’t understand why.
Phil: We certainly didn’t expect you here.
Steve: So you want to play the guitar too? How do we solve that on stage?
Ant: Stage? Are we going ON STAGE???
Peter, Tony, Steve, Phil & Mike: Of course!
Ant: I’m out of here! (Turns around and slams the door)
Mike: Well, maybe I should do a duo album with him. Right, the concept…
Steve: Wait, there’s another knock on the door.
Phil: I’ll answer it. Why don’t you guys start jamming in the mean time?
Peter, Tony, Steve & Mike: Okay.
Phil (opens the door and sees a total stranger): What do you want?
Stranger: I’m Ray. I’m here for the reunion.
Phil: Ray who?
Stranger: Ray Wilson. I used to be Genesis’ singer.
Phil: No, you weren’t.
Ray: Yes, I was!
Phil: No, you weren’t! (slams the door in his face)
Ray (walking away, mumbling): I’ll join the foreign legion. Then they can send me to the Congo. I’m free to leave.
Mike: Who was that?
Phil: Never mind. Let’s do some jamming. Where's Peter?
Tony: Somebody asked him to do something for a movie. He’ll be back in a week.
Phil: And where’s Steve?
Tony: He didn’t like the jamming. He wanted to work something out of his own. Well, Phil, what do you think of this? (plays some intricate cord changes)
Phil: Well, this is much too good for the people.
(Tony walks away in anger, slamming the door)
Mike: Well, that leaves the two of us, right? Wait, listen to this… I have this theme I wrote for the Backstreet Boys…
Feel free to write some fantasy of your own!
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