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Topic: Prog Centerfold
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Subject: Prog Centerfold
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 01:01

Didja'll see that photo Land posted?

Oy, dudes.... We need a Prog Centerfold..... Her!

Of course Three Fates would want a Greg Lake Photo Gallery... ugh!

Anyway.... I lost my breath.




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Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 02:01

Dedicated to good old Dan here, Dalys Toruño of EQUINOX  :

 

Can you believe she was 18 at the time? It was 2001. The show: Baja Prog IV

 



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wake the sleepwalker

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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 09:21

You started it...  I have three centerfolds for you...



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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 10:49
Oh Crikey, put on some freaking clothes, will ya. I nearly heaved my breakfast.  


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 10:57

im sorry let me just clean up my reguritated breakfast

 

emerson lake and pullmore?



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 11:01
Ya know one of 'em just broke off a stinky. Probably Palmer, the grin says it all.


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 11:05


Posted By: dude
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 11:17

danbo: RE OUR PM: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!



Posted By: Russiandude
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 11:46

 

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C'mon Guys It's just to know everything about (arguably) greatest instrumental trio in history.



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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 12:12

There are some things I just don't want to know about.



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 12:40
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

Dedicated to good old Dan here, Dalys Toruño of EQUINOX  :

 

Can you believe she was 18 at the time? It was 2001. The show: Baja Prog IV

 

Unfortunately, I just listened to a sound bite from Equinox.... She looks better than she sings.  Oh well.



Posted By: charliefreak
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 12:40
I have a phot o here of Keith Emerson waterskiing naked on
Lake Geneva. I guess it would be bad form to post it here,
though.


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 13:28
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Unfortunately, I just listened to a sound bite from Equinox.... She looks better than she sings.  Oh well.

I never said she could sing like a Godess!   Things just don't look exactly the way they seem. In the end, it could be worse!!!

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 13:30
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

You started it...  I have three centerfolds for you...

That is revolting...  

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 13:38
Emerson Lake & Powell 

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 13:40
NICE BEAVER !!!!!!!!!!!




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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 13:44

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Emerson Lake & Powell 

Oh my man... you're gonna hear from threefates pretty soon...

But hey, it's funny as hell... I just can't tell'em apart...

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 14:04
Well I know that THREEFATES is just dying to give me a Brain Salad Surgery  or something similar

I know I´m a dirty old man, so what ??????????


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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 14:38
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

You started it...  I have three centerfolds for you...




Keith!! Keep your hands EXACTLY where they are

(no organ jokes, please)

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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 14:47
Help I´m losing my SAUNAty


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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 14:50
Jim Garten is a nude beach freak, so pay no attention to what HE says 

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 15:03

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Well I know that THREEFATES is just dying to give me a Brain Salad Surgery  or something similar

I know I´m a dirty old man, so what ??????????

  Yeah, maybe she's also looking forward to do so!!!! And you definitely deserve it man!

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 16:21
Thank you, Land...most...berk....doten.  but I guess she´ll just kick me in the ol hazelnuts as they all do    

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Marcelo
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 16:38
Mariela González, former Nexus' singer. Surely, Landberk will enjoy this photo  


Posted By: Marcelo
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 16:41
Of course, it doesn't appear again  . I quit .


Posted By: Russiandude
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 16:41
Originally posted by Marcelo Marcelo wrote:

Mariela González, former Nexus' singer. Surely, Landberk will enjoy this photo  

 

 I can not see it!!!!



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Posted By: Marcelo
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 16:43
Nobody can, Russian  ... I need many lessons about copy and paste


Posted By: Russiandude
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 16:45

Originally posted by Marcelo Marcelo wrote:

Nobody can, Russian  ... I need many lessons about copy and paste

 

I do not even know how to post photos here 



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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 17:43
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Well I know that THREEFATES is just dying to give me a Brain Salad Surgery  or something similar

I know I´m a dirty old man, so what ??????????

  Yeah, maybe she's also looking forward to do so!!!! And you definitely deserve it man!

 

 

What... you guys just pass me around so freely like that...?? Sorry VC... I'm very particular about who I BSS with...



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Posted By: flippedcanvas
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 17:55


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all the knots get back to the comb.


Posted By: flippedcanvas
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 17:57

   That's it!

 

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all the knots get back to the comb.


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 18:04

That pics a little big for the screen however...

Now here's another contender for prog centerfold...

 



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Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 18:08

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/">Mariela Gonzalez

Umi Romero and Mariela González

 

HEY MARCELO! Especialmente para ti amigo  

Disfrútala!

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 18:31
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

That pics a little big for the screen however...

Now here's another contender for prog centerfold...

 

 

Yeah, Beautiful Stratocaster! To bad that Dave's in the way.



Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 18:32
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/ -

Mariela González

 

 

 

 

Mariela appears to give good mic!


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 18:40
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/ -

Mariela González

Mariela appears to give good mic!

Believe me, she does!!!! 

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 21:24
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

Mariela appears to give good mic!

Believe me, she does!!!! 

Looks like she does good hair too...

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Yeah, Beautiful Stratocaster! To bad that Dave's in the way.

I don't know, dan... I don't think that Strat would sound half as good without him...



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Posted By: Marcelo
Date Posted: August 04 2004 at 23:53
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/">Mariela Gonzalez

Umi Romero and Mariela González

 

HEY MARCELO! Especialmente para ti amigo  

Disfrútala!

 

Gracias! Debí suponer que ya la tendrías  

 

 



Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 08:27
threefates : 

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: emdiar
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 17:19
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/">Mariela Gonzalez

Umi Romero and Mariela González

 

HEY MARCELO! Especialmente para ti amigo  

Disfrútala!

 

Mijn GOD, zo LEKKER!



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Perception is truth, ergo opinion is fact.


Posted By: Glass-Prison
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 19:04
Those can't be real


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 19:31

Originally posted by Glass-Prison Glass-Prison wrote:

Those can't be real

At least they look real. And that's enough for me  

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Gaston
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 22:50

Ew, Emerson has a little...ahem...fleshy thing showing to the right of his left leg. LOL. My girlfriend thought it was cute. She likes Davey though. If only he had a fleshy thing showing.

 

I'm jealous.



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It's the same guy. Great minds think alike.


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 23:07

Well since they look like someone glued a couple of grapefruits on her chest... yep they aren't real.  But you're guys... what do you care.  Except I would think they might taste a little plastically.... Yck!

And to VelvetClown http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001">Famous 7



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 05 2004 at 23:55


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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 06 2004 at 01:24
Originally posted by Gaston Gaston wrote:

Ew, Emerson has a little...ahem...fleshy thing showing to the right of his left leg. LOL. My girlfriend thought it was cute. She likes Davey though. If only he had a fleshy thing showing.

I'm jealous.

Ah.. I don't think I have a pic of Dave.. that naked.. but I do have one where he has something fleshy hanging...



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 06 2004 at 07:31
99% OF ALL MEN, ARE PIGS !!!!




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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 06 2004 at 07:38
And the rest, well they´re just Clowns 

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 06 2004 at 07:49
On August 25th, I´m off to London England for a 7 day holiday, so there´s no need to excomunicate me  

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: August 06 2004 at 07:56
them calories just gotta go
Stopped eating a year ago
I´m so thin you will not spot me sideways
I wanna be a supermodel
I wanna look like I´m dead
I wanna be somebody's product
I´m beautiful and give good head

Working on a trendy pose
Cover the pimples on my nose
Saving up to fix the cheek-bones in my face

I wanna be a supermodel
I wanna look like I´m dead
I wanna be somebody's product
I´m beautiful and give good head

Striving for that Third World Look
Skinny is trendy (with a matching doek)
Gee, I´m looking forward to
United Colors of Benetton's Kosovo Collection

My mom and dad think I am ready
They say I´m God's gift to men
I'll throw a super model party
Tomorrow morning I'll be ten

Lyrics by Freak Kitchen , great Swedish band


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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: August 26 2004 at 08:55
Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/">Mariela Gonzalez

Umi Romero and Mariela González

 

HEY MARCELO! Especialmente para ti amigo  

Disfrútala!

 

Mijn GOD, zo LEKKER!

ONAANTREKKELIJK!

FAKE!!!!  Compared to her, even Pamela Anderson is attractive...



Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 26 2004 at 14:42
Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:

Originally posted by emdiar emdiar wrote:

Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

http://www.atempo.apeironlabs.com/">Mariela Gonzalez

Umi Romero and Mariela González

 

HEY MARCELO! Especialmente para ti amigo  

Disfrútala!

 

Mijn GOD, zo LEKKER!

ONAANTREKKELIJK!

FAKE!!!!  Compared to her, even Pamela Anderson is attractive...

  Whatever man! I still think she's gorgeous...

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 26 2004 at 15:51
I'm with you LAND! A coupla slices of bread and a chunk-a-cheese. Bottle of wine and about six hours of ...... What thread is this?


Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 27 2004 at 23:18

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

I'm with you LAND! A coupla slices of bread and a chunk-a-cheese. Bottle of wine and about six hours of ...... What thread is this?

Certainly not the culinary-erotic section of the forums...  

 

(maybe just the erotic one...)



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: August 27 2004 at 23:42

 

Bethany Warren, Flo Paris and Susie Bogdanowicz from Glass Hammer, the three are cute and look natural.

And of course much better looking that the naked trio we had the disgust to see in the first page of this thread, since I saw the picture  I can't enter to a sauna without feeling nausea.

Iván



Posted By: Belljar
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 09:29

Christ, that Mariela González woman looks Kinda reminds me of an even worse looking Janet Jackson on that last photo (And that scary!)

land, your taste in women sucks!!

ELP are hot meat however



Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 09:36
If only all prog bands looked like that Ivan!Wink


Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 11:49
Originally posted by Belljar Belljar wrote:

Christ, that Mariela González woman looks Kinda reminds me of an even worse looking Janet Jackson on that last photo (And that scary!)

land, your taste in women sucks!!

ELP are hot meat however

Yeh, they were all three really absolutely gorgeous!!!  Of course tho, one truly outshined the others...!!!



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Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 17:13
Originally posted by ivan_2068 ivan_2068 wrote:

 

Bethany Warren, Flo Paris and Susie Bogdanowicz from Glass Hammer, the three are cute and look natural.

Beautiful! A new Glass Hammer fan has born...

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 17:18

Good thing you can't die if your heart stops beating for a few seconds.

I will seek out more glass hammer.



Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 18:56
I don't know guys... the other woman might of looked fake.. but these girls look like jailbait...  I know, I'm one to talk....

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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 19:56

Quote I don't know guys... the other woman might of looked fake.. but these girls look like jailbait...  I know, I'm one to talk.... 

LOL, you made me laugh

Yes Threefates, they look young.

Now Glass Hammer has recruited a harpist named Ansley Reagan, here are two pictures:

Playing harp

Ansley Playing the harp

Ansley (at the left) after winning a beauty contest, pretty and talented.

I won't miss a Glass Hammer concert if possible.

Iván



Posted By: The Prognaut
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 21:28

How come I never heard of Glass Hammer before? I've been living in the dark alright...

Grat pics Iván!

 



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break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead


Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 21:33

Landberkdoten wrote:

Quote Grat pics Iván!

All the pictures and links are from the Glass Hammer official web page.

Iván

PD: I didn't dare to post the STACIA (HAWKWIND)  pictures I found in the net, those are really hard ones.



Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 29 2004 at 22:07

Well atleast she looks old enough to enter a concert arena... The other girls look like they need a parent along...

(Altho, not to sound catty... but the other contestant.. or former winner is actually prettier...IMO)



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Posted By: Dick Heath
Date Posted: August 31 2004 at 19:14
Now what you'll find on the following site will make  every prog album cover you've ever seen a masterpiece:
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html


LOLLOLLOL


Posted By: Fitzcarraldo
Date Posted: August 31 2004 at 19:17
Hilarious!!!


Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: August 31 2004 at 19:37

Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Now what you'll find on the following site will make  every prog album cover you've ever seen a masterpiece:
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html


LOLLOLLOL

Joyce at #9 looks like bastard child of Geddy Lee and Deidre from Coronation Street!Wacko



Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: August 31 2004 at 20:44

You think thats funny....gotta love at this album.. and who's covering what...

http://www.pigsflycd.com/mainpage.html - http://www.pigsflycd.com/mainpage.html



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