I'm always looking for great new movies to watch and regularly review the "Let's list/discuss /rate Movies" thread. But more often than you can imagine I come across some truly horrible movies. Even if I haven't watched any of these titles the very notion of the movie's plot is unbelievably bizarre.

So post your completely outrageous/wack/bizarre film finds here, whether you've watched them or not.

Let me start with probably the most outrageous one I have come across in my lifetime.

PLOT:

Masked Avenger is a hero to the modern world. He destroys his enemies with Kung Fu fighting, handsaws and guns, but with one small hang-up. At the sight of a woman, The Masked Avenger immediately begins to gratify himself, no matter what situation he is in. The evil Helmut Gunta plans to impregnate a virgin in order to have an heir, and the woman he has in mind is a nun, Sister Mary who happens to be the Masked Avenger's sister. Gunta has a plan to stop The Masked Avenger from getting in the way... organize a gang of strippers to keep him pre-occupied until Sister Mary is pregnant.

Eating Raoul

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

I don't look at films as weird or this or that. In general, almost all of it is some sort of view that the director has. This said, this is impossible in America where film is controlled by the media and the studios, but in Europe where the money used for films is 1/25th of what is wasted on a Terrific Tom film, directors have much more freedom to do things that otherwise you would never see.

Even some college/school films are not seen or shown on film festivals, because they are not "professional" and this hurts the development of the medium in America. A few years back, the PIFF (Portland) in their yearly short films thing, had a bunch of things. How many were from "amateurs"? None. Half the films were done by some known name or studio film company somewhere ... and all of them were conventional. But these guys are clever and sometimes get you. One short teased you senseless and you thought it was a naked lady and in the end it finally zooms out and it is an orange!

But the record for what you might call strange or weird, is Jean-Luc Godard that most Americans will not watch it unless they take a film course at the university and you will probably see 2 of his old films, but his later stuff is supreme. A complete break down of some silly and badly designed shots from Hollywood specially the over used and stupid shot/crossshot that TV uses on soaps still after 70 years! The sequencing of a story, and various things that don't fit. In one film he is fooling around with the music, and even narrates ... ohh it did't sound good over there. Let's try it over here! Or maybe the famous pendulum shot of the lovers in the bar. If that's not enough you can see a scene redone in another film. And then even better is in another film the actor actually asking, is this supposed to mean something? And then you get Norman Mailer and Woody Allen and Molly Ringwald doing some sort of Shakespeare. If you find a connection, let me know.

Famous line by Godard. Every thing has a beginning, middle and an end. Not necessarily in that order!

You are warned!

The most outrageously bizarre movie I've ever seen is "Diamonds Are For Zardoz", starring Sean Connery as James Bond. 

Well I have to admit to now being the one to correct my own OP.

After researching some of the titles above I came across this abhorrent title. I had no idea how vile some movies could be. Everything about this movie, it's plot/subject, stabs my core values and morals to the bone.

How the f#@k could ANYONE think this was worth anything?

And they had the gull to make several of them.

Rapeman 1 (1993)

A mild-mannered high school teacher moonlights as a masked vigilante who uses rape to exact revenge on women who have committed crimes or broken societal taboos.

No doubt about it, 'Pink Flamingos'.

Shadowyzard wrote: Peter Jackson's Braindead shouldn't be forgotten.

One of the funniest horror spoof movies ever made (and together with Meet the Feebles certainly one of the last decent movies he ever made post the Ring w*nkfest)

Perhaps "Themroc", a 1973 movie by Claude Faraldo. Themroc is a blue-collar worker who one day decides to rebel. Here a summary of the movie:

Not a single articulated word is spoken in the movie. Instead, only sounds that are vaguely reminiscent of the French language can be heard.

Heartily recommended One of the very few phenomena upon which myself and the hairless restaurateurs agree

Whoa! I have to check this out!