Rewriting classics... #6: Bohemian Rhapsody
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Topic: Rewriting classics... #6: Bohemian Rhapsody
Posted By: JD
Subject: Rewriting classics... #6: Bohemian Rhapsody
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 14:41
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Did you just feel my wife? ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
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Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 14:59
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Committed she adultery? ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 16:17
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Bought me some pesticide ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 16:38
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No scotch tape from bumblebee ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 18:53
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Show me your ties, ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow">  |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 19:02
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Get me some Bi's for free ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 19:14
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Mimes are just poor Roy, I treed your pimpled knee, ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 19:34
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They pause for eating plums, itchy nose
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 19:42
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little dick, little nose -------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 19:46
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panties made of minnows ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 24 2021 at 20:24
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nothing really adds up to me ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 25 2021 at 00:36
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stewed beans ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 25 2021 at 05:07
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Money, in a rusty can ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Progishness
Date Posted: March 25 2021 at 12:38
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Alongside a loaf of bread ------------- "We're going to need a bigger swear jar." Chloë Grace Moretz as Mindy McCready aka 'Hit Girl' in Kick-Ass 2 |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 25 2021 at 12:45
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I found Trigger, in my bed ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 25 2021 at 13:11
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Mothra, fights with Megalon ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 25 2021 at 14:00
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Some how Elon Musk dancing looks so gay ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 10:51
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Papaaaah, noooooh, Couldn't learn to bake your fries ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 11:00
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If I'm not back in time for your potato ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 13:04
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marry Don, marry Don
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 13:08
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My life is lived in tatters ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 13:31
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To skate, land on my bum, ------------- https://ibb.co/8x0xjR0" rel="nofollow"> |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 13:41
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Robin Quivers downs a lime, hotties faking all the time ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 14:37
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goodbye, Maggie Doddy, I've got too low ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 14:49
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Gotta throw the troll a line and paint the roof. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 14:52
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Summer, boooooo ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 16:24
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I will fry an egg and eat it while I'm sitting in the tub ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 16:45
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Ice Tea and leather stilettos on the lamb ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 17:35
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scare a poof, scare a poof, let him eat a black mamba ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 19:52
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Usain Bolt is writing very, very slighting me ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 20:35
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hallelujah, barracuda hallelujah, barracuda hallelujah, sexy girl
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 26 2021 at 21:50
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Hi Leo Tolstoy, you're no Dostoevsky ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 05:30
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Hedonistic pool boy frames Leon Trotsky ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 11:03
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Glare at his wife, she drank lots of whisky ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 11:21
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I just want to point out that the "Magnifico-o-o-o-o-" was left out; I will fill that in with "yodelio-o-o-o-o" ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 12:26
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^I assumed it was part of 'sexy girl'. But I see your point...onward and upward. Eating some, yeasty dough, I just stubbed my toe ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 13:28
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This hurts, ya! Now, how will we mend my toe ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 13:45
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(Gollum's Toe !) Fish ill, ah ! I built a plane of snow ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 15:55
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(Let it snow!) With Missus! She doesn't like the glow ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 27 2021 at 16:43
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(Lettuce glows) Wilma's such a ho ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 05:25
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(That's a hoax) Bill is not her bro ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 06:31
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(GI-Joe) (Sever) Your Big Toe (Your Big Toe) Bah ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 06:43
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Don't go to Soho t'morrow! ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 07:04
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Onomatopoeia, gotta pee ah, don't cha see ah, in a row ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 07:15
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These elves are hip and they will give a ride for free, to pee, on me ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 07:33
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 07:46
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Solo drinking will leave you no bacon to fry ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 08:11
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Sew your dink you can shove it and weave me a pie ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 08:21
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Mole slavery, cook me biscuits and gravy ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 08:26
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Just add a stout, just oughta set night water near
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 08:40
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(Spooooooool) cruel jazz, cruel jazz ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 08:49
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Boffing makes me splatter ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:08
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In a killing spree ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:15
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Baking with dark matter ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:20
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Doesn't make it wetter, will he ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:23
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Amy ate the cut toe...... ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:37
 Wonderful instrumental interlude, btw... 
------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:43
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Thanks, how could I not. My head automatically went there. Who's got the next tune? ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:45
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Hmmmm....I have some in mind. What has been done so far? Never mind, I found the group. I was thinking Free Bird, but Aerosmith has already been done. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:47
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Hotel California Pirates Dust in the Wind Walk This Way In The Air Tonight Bohemian Rhapsody ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: March 28 2021 at 09:48
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I think we need to go full prog. Stand by. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: suitkees
Date Posted: June 03 2021 at 04:24
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Now, I think these ladies did a very fine job too... Menopause Rhapsody: ------------- The razamataz is a pain in the bum |