Mixed Herbs & Spices
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Topic: Mixed Herbs & Spices
Posted By: Psychedelic Paul
Subject: Mixed Herbs & Spices
Date Posted: September 22 2019 at 15:16
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I was lying in bed listening to CINNAMON Girl by Neil Young when I had a call at 9am preCICELY from my girlfriend ANGELICA in SAFFRON Walden. She SAGEly advised me to wrap up warm because it's CHILI outside today. We're in a VANILLA relationship. She earns a good CELERY in the city and does paper-folding, or "OREGANO" in her spare time. She's CUMIN 'round later, so I'd better not waste THYME by DILLy-dallying. I need to CURRY favour with her because I'm GINGERly going to ask if I can borrow her favourite Simon & Garfunkel album, PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY & THYME. It's one of her rare albums from the arCHIVES which is in MINT condition. I dabbed on some ALLSPICE aftershave. I'd lost my comb so I MUSTARD left it in my car overnight. If I don't hurry up, the police will tow my CAR AWAY as it's in a No Parking zone. I want to try out a new spicy recipe from NIGELLA Lawson, so I need to pick up some NUTMEG, TURMERIC, TARRAGON vinegar and TABASCO sauce while I'm out. It's Mother's Day soon, so I need to buy some LAVENDER talc and a CARD A MOM will enjoy. ANGELICA & I are going to watch a crime CAPER on TV some THYME later, where she'll no doubt PEPPER me with questions about the plot. We both like Fawlty Towers, so we'll be watching BASIL Fawlty after the movie.
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