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Topic: Superluminal Pachyderm Releases Ninth Album, What?
Posted By: progaardvark
Subject: Superluminal Pachyderm Releases Ninth Album, What?
Date Posted: June 27 2019 at 10:38
I don't normally do any advertising for my weird little prog project, but I just released my ninth album (or if you prefer, toilet) called A Swarm of Dish Rags.

It always smells like beans in the yard when the mattresses escape. I have a backpack that doesn't like salt. I've been wondering what kind of cells they make cell phones out of. Even though coupons from 1976 have long since expired, I cherish them like five-year old unopened bags of concrete.

It's a name your price download on Bandcamp. You can of course stream as much as you can handle. If you want to download it, I encourage you to enter $0, so you can get it for free (seriously). If you feel you must give a dollar or so, please know I'll just buy more CDs for my collection with it. Anyway, this is just a hobby and if you've seen the weird stuff I post in the Just for Fun section, this really isn't very far from that. 

https://superluminalpachyderm.bandcamp.com/album/a-swarm-of-dish-rags" rel="nofollow - https://superluminalpachyderm.bandcamp.com/album/a-swarm-of-dish-rags

You can also listen to all the other crap I have made on my Bandcamp site, but I recommend taking a tranquilizer or having at least an empty and open clothes hamper nearby.

If you're old school, an on-demand 2-disc CD-R is available on Amazon for $10. Sorry, I don't have them manufactured as pressed CDs due to costs. It's just a hobby after all and I don't have the room to have 100 or more of these laying around the house. Besides, it scares the dust.
https://www.amazon.com/Swarm-Dish-Rags-Superluminal-Pachyderm/dp/B07SWQ1N3W/" rel="nofollow - https://www.amazon.com/Swarm-Dish-Rags-Superluminal-Pachyderm/dp/B07SWQ1N3W/

Enjoy or roll your eyes. Hopefully you won't get diarrhea.


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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions



Replies:
Posted By: Manuel
Date Posted: July 12 2019 at 10:36
I just downloaded it. Frankly, I don't think is crap. I find it interesting (I listened a bit before dowloading). Thank you very much.


Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: July 16 2019 at 10:10
^Thanks for downloading it. I'm happy you found it interesting. Don't take my posts too seriously. I'm in the habit of posting a lot of self-deprecating humor. Smile

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: Manuel
Date Posted: July 17 2019 at 19:23
I see. I sent a copy to my brother in Central America, he loves that kind of experimental, weird kind of music, and he also thinks is a very good album.  


Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: July 22 2019 at 10:34
Thanks for sending a copy to your brother. I'm glad he enjoyed it.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions


Posted By: octopus-4
Date Posted: August 06 2019 at 09:33
Reading this thread I have remembered this project and I'm currently relistening to your first album. I'm thinking to review it as soon as I find some spare time.


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I stand with Roger Waters, I stand with Joan Baez, I stand with Victor Jara, I stand with Woody Guthrie. Music is revolution


Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: August 07 2019 at 10:03
^Hey, thanks for giving it a listen!

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions



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