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Topic: Mars Volta CD vs beer mat
Posted By: Peter
Subject: Mars Volta CD vs beer mat
Date Posted: December 18 2017 at 20:55
Okay; you see the connection: both are circular and they're approximately the same size.
The first makes a God-awful racket in your CD player, and while attractively shiny, doesn't absorb beer sweat worth sh*t.😡

The second restores blessed silence to your CD player (possibly permanently), and absorbs beer sweat like nobody's business. 👍

Which do you prefer on your coffee table? 🤔

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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: December 18 2017 at 21:34
Cute but i actually like The Mars Volta. Quirky and an acquired taste for sure, however i have used CDs (old ones that are damaged or crappy music but beautiful art design) as coasters for years. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: December 18 2017 at 22:30
I've never needed a beer mat. 

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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 05:46
Geez, tough crowd!

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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 06:48
I like both, but a beer mat is arguably more pleasant to listen to.


Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 06:51
Does the bus go in my CD player?

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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 06:53
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Does the bus go in my CD player?

Now THAT'S my kind of reply!

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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 06:56
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I like both, but a beer mat is arguably more pleasant to listen to.

Indeed! With the Mars Volta CD, I like the sound it makes when it stops.... 👍

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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Jeffro
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 07:19
I sharpen the edges of all my CDs to use as personal thrown defense weapons. Let's see you try that with a beer mat.

As for which circular object I prefer most, it would be an onion ring, hands down.


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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: December 19 2017 at 07:47
^ Judas Priest had the right idea for that

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