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Topic: A joke
Posted By: Guests
Subject: A joke
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 19:42

How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

None, but they'll give you a leaflet on coping with darkness.




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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 19:46
So they wouldn't bother changing the lightbulb then?

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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 20:24
I'll bet MWH is a pretty good light bulb changer

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:00

Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

I'll bet MWH is a pretty good light bulb changer

Now what makes you think that



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:05
^ because your hat protects you from accidently dropped bulbs.

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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:07

Man With Hat
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Online Status: Busy (changing light bulbs)
Lightbulbs Changed: 5525

 

PRETTY OBVIOUS, ISN'IT???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:07


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:17



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 23:03

Oh heck, why not.....

 



Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 03 2005 at 13:53

New trend, maybe?



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Posted By: Damen
Date Posted: September 04 2005 at 04:23

Oh no, I killed MWH!



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 04 2005 at 18:33
Originally posted by Damen Damen wrote:

Oh no, I killed MWH!

Yeah, I saw he was offline

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Posted By: anotherbrick
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 00:45

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 00:53
Originally posted by anotherbrick anotherbrick wrote:

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

5 kg



Posted By: Politician
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 05:20
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?














Just the one, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change.


Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 05:37

how many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

you won't find any; this is a hardware problem



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 20:44
Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

Originally posted by Damen Damen wrote:

Oh no, I killed MWH!

Yeah, I saw he was offline

Man With Hat
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: GoldenSpiral
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 20:53
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?




none, just let them cry in the dark!

ok ok heres another one.


What has 20 legs and no pubic hair?





The front row at an emo concert!  (oh, snap! that one had nothing to do with lightbulbs)


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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 20:58

Originally posted by GoldenSpiral GoldenSpiral wrote:

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?




none, just let them cry in the dark!

ok ok heres another one.


What has 20 legs and no pubic hair?





The front row at an emo concert!  (oh, snap! that one had nothing to do with lightbulbs)

damn I hate emo



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