So...swallows and coconuts... My theory.
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Topic: So...swallows and coconuts... My theory.
Posted By: Miss Soprenor
Subject: So...swallows and coconuts... My theory.
Date Posted: August 10 2016 at 22:41
| Do you think it would be possible for some of the migrating European swallows to fly to Africa, mate with some of the African swallows, making a generation of swallows strong enough to carry a coconut like an African swallow AND able to migrate like a European swallow? That's probably how King Arthur got the coconuts. Just saying... |
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: August 10 2016 at 23:24
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There's some merit to your theory. However I bet the French are involved somehow, as they seem to be masters of showing up where they shouldn't be themselves. They're also excellent at lying so they could easily pretend to be surprised when two specimens show up at their doorstep sonically masquerading as horse hooves. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: August 10 2016 at 23:31
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aside from the fact that Swallows and Coconuts may have been a 1972 porn flick, I swear I saw and heard a flock of geese... geese...flying north a few days ago ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: August 10 2016 at 23:38
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I suggest that coconuts are migratory. -------------  
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: August 11 2016 at 02:19
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The whole point of Monty Python is that their logic is absurd. Every logical assertion made in '...and the Holy Grail' is a satire on philosophical logic and deduction ("If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"), and that includes the first guard's logical deductions based on his erroneous assertions. The really clever thing about Monty-P is that any subsequent philosophical discussions that follow on from it becomes the butt of the joke rather than any extension of its humour... and that includes this paragraph I've just typed.
Correct on both counts. One lesser known fact: coconuts are cultivars. ------------- What? |
LearsFool wrote:Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 11 2016 at 03:42
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All of a sudden, I remembered that the said coconuts were, in fact, halves of coconuts. So, maybe the swallows only carry half a coconut, making the theory that they brought the said fruit from the tropical zones slighlty more plausible. |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: August 11 2016 at 06:00
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I migrate in circles in my living room and I have yet to see a coconut. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: Miss Soprenor
Date Posted: August 11 2016 at 13:58
Oh my goodness... You could be right! 
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Posted By: Miss Soprenor
Date Posted: August 11 2016 at 13:59
| Finally, one person that suggests that coconuts migrate. |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: August 12 2016 at 05:14
How do swallows cut coconuts in half? Do they have tiny little saws? btw - there is a nest of baby swallows in the toilets of our local rehearsal studio. They're obviously not too fussy about where they nest. And there are definitely no coconuts around there.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 12 2016 at 14:50
What about providing them some coconuts, so you could see and tell us if swallows use saws to cut them in two? |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: October 24 2016 at 16:24
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If I swallow coconuts, I'll choke. ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: October 24 2016 at 16:26
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: October 24 2016 at 16:48
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^If I swallow THAT I'll choke ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |