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Topic: Prepare Your AnoosPosted By: Scrublet
Subject: Prepare Your Anoos
Date Posted: October 30 2015 at 08:22
SO,
I'm glad to see you've found me. ... just as prog has found me. Mwa ha!
I've heard from a friend this site is unaccustomed to
fresh memes
so I have taken it upon myself to bring forth and to, as Nelson Mandela had trained me and my father before me, sling memes.
The toppest of keks include Yes (symphonic ftw), Gentle Giant (Kekin topper Gurren Lagaan) and King Crimson (you can king me anytime;), etc.
Thanks for your time.
-Keklin ;D
Replies: Posted By: Scrublet
Date Posted: October 30 2015 at 08:32
Wow such a newbie
stop
pls and ty
;D
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 03 2015 at 17:54
Uh... hi? Welcome? I don't know what my "Anoos" is and I don't want to.
------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
Posted By: DamoXt7942
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 00:14
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:05
Hello Anoos,
No idea why I am blushing saying your name out loud
Very nice to meet you and welcome to PA!!
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:09
looollll I am slow, "PREPARE YOUR ANOOS"?
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:21
Oh goodie, the hyper female count has increased by one.
Welcome Caitlin, I've no idea what fresh memes are but we'll try anything once.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:25
Dean wrote:
Oh goodie, the hyper female count has increased by one.
Welcome Caitlin, I've no idea what fresh memes are but we'll try anything once.
Aha! Caitlin! Welcome!
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:25
Dean, prepare your anoos!
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:43
Kati wrote:
Dean, prepare your anoos!
... the last time a female half my age said that to me all she wanted was to take my temperature.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:44
Dean wrote:
Kati wrote:
Dean, prepare your anoos!
... the last time a female half my age said that to me all she wanted was to take my temperature.
hahahahaha!!!!!
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 01:45
stop it hahahaha!!! I am at work and colleagues are coming in to check if I am ok hahahaha!!! too funny!
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 03:53
My anoos, whatever that might be, is apparently unprepared for such keks, whatever that might be. I cannot even decide whether this post is original or aboriginal.
Welcome anyway .
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 04:15
I just got a "Prepare Your Anoos" email notification and yep it's prog indeed, every time I read it, I find it most amusing, so funny! I am very simple minded, I know, I can't help it
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 04:22
and even now my outlook email and I still cannot get over "Prepare Your Anoos"
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 04:29
someone_else wrote:
My anoos, whatever that might be, is apparently unprepared for such keks, whatever that might be. I cannot even decide whether this post is original or aboriginal.
Welcome anyway .
Replace the "oo" with "u" and the meaning is self-apparent.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 06:24
prepare your anoos hahahaha!! it's killing me here ....
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 06:44
::image removed::
...Since I don't know how old the OP is I have second thoughts about being too salacious here.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 06:50
Dean wrote:
::image removed::
...Since I don't know how old the OP is I have second thoughts about being too salacious here.
Just follow the slippery slope, Dean
Posted By: sublime220
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 08:47
Oh no, another memer. I thought this was the only place I could escape from them.
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Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 10:33
Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 14:00
I have no freaking clue who this person is, but I love it.
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 14:20
keep dem memes super slunky, fresh and funky
Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 16:40
Wipe your anoos, make sure you wear clean underoos, and you should be prepared for any emergency.
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 16:45
maybe we should post a link to this thread in 'Would a Gay Man Feel Comfortable at PA'
------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 22:36
This is exactly why the vast majority of gay men have chronic fecal incontinence.
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 04 2015 at 23:39
------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 10:17
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Posted By: sublime220
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:30
ayy lmao 420 blaze it amirightfellas???
------------- There is no dark side in the moon, really... Matter of fact, it's all dark...
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:33
irrelevant wrote:
who tf didn't go for the whole 5?
Someone with a sore butt I'd imagine.
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Posted By: Pastmaster
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:37
this thread is getting 2dank4me
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:38
sublime220 wrote:
ayy lmao 420 blaze it amirightfellas???
spoopy
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:40
Dean wrote:
irrelevant wrote:
who tf didn't go for the whole 5?
Someone with a sore butt I'd imagine.
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Posted By: Pastmaster
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:41
irrelevant wrote:
sublime220 wrote:
ayy lmao 420 blaze it amirightfellas???
spoopy
This song gives me the spoops, 3spoopy5me:
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 11:46
^ Makes me want to check out more.
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 12:27
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 18:41
I'll start coming here when I have a bad day, that title alone makes me
Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 18:45
Kati wrote:
I'll start coming here when I have a bad day, that title alone makes me
Does that mean you are cracking a smile?
------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 05 2015 at 18:47
The Dark Elf wrote:
Kati wrote:
I'll start coming here when I have a bad day, that title alone makes me
Does that mean you are cracking a smile?
hahahaha! The Dark Elf, of course, yes, can't you see the dark side of the moon?
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 00:21
pics plz
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 01:53
^do you have widescreen Vomps?
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 01:55
^yes butt i also have a 4:3 right next to it
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 01:56
sweet.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 02:22
Dean wrote:
^do you have widescreen Vomps?
hahahaha! You pest! lol
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 12:00
And the OP disappeared into a dark black hole, never to be seen again?
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected]
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 21:08
^ He was probably stoned and woke up the next day mortified at his first post.
------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
Posted By: Sheavy
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 22:21
Atavachron wrote:
^ HeShe was probably stoned and woke up the next day mortified at hisher first post.
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 06 2015 at 22:45
^ Fair enough
------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:07
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected]
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:09
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:37
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:38
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:50
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:54
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:57
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 06:58
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:02
Hey, stop it, you two. This is no laughing matter. Getting your anoos preparation done properly is a serious and time consuming thing.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:03
I can't help it Angelo
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:07
That's a pity. I could use a little help with preparation...
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected]
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:09
help yourself...
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:10
Angelo wrote:
That's a pity. I could use a little help with preparation...
I honestly don't have any experience with uphill gardening Angelo, but I am sure you'll find someone able to assist you with that
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:11
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:13
Dean wrote:
help yourself...
hahahahaha!!!!!!
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:15
Dean wrote:
help yourself...
Ouch... I had a little internal intervention earlier this week (polyp removed), no need for remembering the belly pains that followed.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:15
Kati wrote:
Angelo wrote:
That's a pity. I could use a little help with preparation...
I honestly don't have any experience with uphill gardening Angelo, but I am sure you'll find someone able to assist you with that
What happened to 'Ok, you can never be too old (or young) to learn'? No need to go uphill either, I'll come down.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:16
Vompatti wrote:
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Oops, sorry... can I make it up to you, Vompsie?
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:20
Oh, btw... Dean, I've always known you were an internet junkie, but could you now please tell us how long you've been sitting on on that picture, waiting for the right moment to post it?
------------- http://www.iskcrocks.com" rel="nofollow - ISKC Rock Radio I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected]
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:20
Angelo wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Oops, sorry... can I make it up to you, Vompsie?
Nope, I'll never forgive you.
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:22
hahahahaha!!!! I need to breathe hahaha!!
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:22
Vompatti wrote:
Angelo wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Oops, sorry... can I make it up to you, Vompsie?
Nope, I'll never forgive you.
Ok. I like your honesty, and for years to come I'll admire your stubbornness as well then.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:23
Kati wrote:
hahahahaha!!!! I need to breathe hahaha!!
I knew I shouldn't have skipped that mouth-to-mouth training back in school. Damn...
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:24
Angelo wrote:
Oh, btw... Dean, I've always known you were an internet junkie, but could you now please tell us how long you've been sitting on on that picture, waiting for the right moment to post it?
'Preparation H' is a fairly well known product in the UK (along with rival product 'Anusol') so it took mere seconds to find an image on the web once you mentioned the word preparation in association with your anoos. 'Roids are indeed a pain in the anoos.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:24
Angelo wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Angelo wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Oops, sorry... can I make it up to you, Vompsie?
Nope, I'll never forgive you.
Ok. I like your honesty, and for years to come I'll admire your stubbornness as well then.
You gotta love Vompatti tho', always expect the unexpected and great fun
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:26
Kati wrote:
hahahahaha!!!! I need to breathe hahaha!!
Big breaths Sonja...
.
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:27
Dean wrote:
Angelo wrote:
Oh, btw... Dean, I've always known you were an internet junkie, but could you now please tell us how long you've been sitting on on that picture, waiting for the right moment to post it?
'Preparation H' is a fairly well known product in the UK (along with rival product 'Anusol') so it took mere seconds to find an image on the web once you mentioned the word preparation in association with your anoos. 'Roids are indeed a pain in the anoos.
Prepare your anoos would be a great slogan for Anusol
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:27
Dean wrote:
Kati wrote:
hahahahaha!!!! I need to breathe hahaha!!
Big breaths Sonja...
.
hahahahaha!!! Help hahaha!!
Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:28
@Dean: I see, haha. But when getting a polyp cut through a tube that goes in through the exit, Preparation H won't be of any use. Half a box of pain killers couldn't stop me from rolling up into the highest little ball I've ever been.
@Kati: I know, I've know Vompsie for years.
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Posted By: Angelo
Date Posted: November 07 2015 at 07:29
Dean wrote:
Kati wrote:
hahahahaha!!!! I need to breathe hahaha!!
Big breaths Sonja...
.
Is that how Moaning Lisa looks from the front ?
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 10 2015 at 20:40
bump
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 10 2015 at 20:45
hahahaha!!! this is much better than Xanax
I can't help myself, reading the thread subject alone makes me laugh and happy so funny!
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 10 2015 at 22:18
I LOVE playing around with words, is just too much fun for me. Like for instance, hurry up, cum quickly so we have enough time to go to the bitch hahahaha I am a foreigner thus you can blame this on foreigners hahaha!!
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 10 2015 at 23:55
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 10 2015 at 23:56
Vompatti wrote:
I said nothin' ..... my account was hacked
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 01:44
Happy Hump Day everyone :) Yay!!!!
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 01:46
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 01:47
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 02:49
I am a very simple and easily pleased person hahaha can't help it, every time I see this topic it makes me smile, laugh and happy lol
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 04:32
Fat Bottomed Girls are hot :)
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 04:40
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to bike..... :)
Posted By: GKR
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 05:32
Kati wrote:
Fat Bottomed Girls are hot :)
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Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 07:32
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 09:44
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 09:58
Posted By: aglasshouse
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 13:34
What's going on here?
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Posted By: Smurph
Date Posted: November 11 2015 at 16:16