Let's get rid of metal in PA!
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Topic: Let's get rid of metal in PA!
Posted By: CPicard
Subject: Let's get rid of metal in PA!
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 06:57
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Since Metal "music" is garbage, created by Satanic mass media owners, only listened to by some angry confused teenagers who sold their souls to the Occult; Since screamy/growly vocals, rapid fire machine gun drumming, wailing / distorted guitar riffs... annoy most of the TRUE progressive fans; Since it takes too much place in the PA database (Heavy Prog, Progressive Metal, Tech/Progressive Extreme Metal and Post Metal)... It's time to ask to the PA admins to ERASE Metal from PA and to keep TRUE Progressive Rock Music pure from this filth! Join in a crusade for good taste and mental sanity! VOTE YES!!! |
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 07:03
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you're in a weird mood today, picard ------------- 
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Posted By: Imperial Zeppelin
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:12
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Omg Apreil fools lemao ------------- "Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl." |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:21
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JGF Jazz Goes First.  ------------- What? |
Posted By: TODDLER
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:43
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Dean wrote:Posted By: Pinkie Pie
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:53
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Metal Satanic? First off, metal is a shoddy, tissue-thin pose. It is about Satanic/occult as is Furnier or Osbourne. Secondly, there is no Satan. Only God. |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:56
And there is no Hell. There is only France. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:07
George Gideon Osbourne?. some satanic links there for sure...
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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:22
If that's the case, one would think god could release some better music. ------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
Posted By: twalsh
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:25
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I was listening to Haken on YouTube last month and was stunned by how many commenters considered them metal! I guess it's largely in the eye of the beholder. Devil horns out! ------------- More heavy prog, please! |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:56
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Metal killed prog. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music 
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Posted By: TeleStrat
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 10:46
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Yes, all Metal should be removed from this site. Metal is evil and it causes teenagers to have sex. More importantly, it is politically incorrect and should be destroyed. All prog lovers on this site should remove any Metal albums/CDs before they contaminate your collection. If you ship them to me, I will see that they are properly dealt with. Honest, I will.
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Posted By: LearsFool
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 11:11
Ban this sick filth! -------------  
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Posted By: Prog Sothoth
Date Posted: April 01 2015 at 13:11
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After evaluating so many bedroom t**sers w**king out djent garbage on their computers and calling it prog metal, or sludgy hacks who hide their lack of talent under layers of "atmospheric" lo-fi production and throw in a couple of E minor acoustic strums to add "variation" to their noisy trash, or vanilla 'prog metal' acts who blatantly emulate Dream Theater to a tee as if they are still relevant, or these "avant-garde blackgaze-prog-grind-techdeath-asscore" bands that can't figure out what the hell they want to do....nobody hates metal more than ME.
Let's get rid of it...ALL OF IT...and I shall find peace at last.
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 06:22
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1 - 'Dream Theater' is not metal they're 'Heavy Prog', at least in the early part of their career 2 - Better to remove the word Progressive from the 'Metal' moniker and just call it what it is, 'Metal' 3 - As I previously stated in other posts, if the genre of 'Metal' goes then so should a number of the other genres 4 - The fact that 'Black Sabbath' is classified as 'Prog Related' should say something, if they are then so are 'Alice Cooper' and 'Edgar Winter' in my opinion. Same difference. 5 - Create a site called 'Metal Archives' and move it all there ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 06:34
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It is April 2nd. Time to move on. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Bonnek
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 06:38
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Let get rid of the Prog Metal team first, dispel them back to the dungeons where they belong. |
Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 07:05
Not wishing to change this utterly fascinating subject, but how is Edgar Winter in any way, shape or form like Alice Cooper and Sabbath? ------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 07:56
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Moved to just for fun (although one poster did actually think this was a serious thread). ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 08:03
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Ah, maybe I should also ask for my suggestion of including Mahmoud Awad in PA to be removed into the JFF thread? |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 08:04
 if it saves time...------------- What? |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 08:32
He has the same relevance as they do to Progressive music, one album or a few songs that might fit into the category, that's all. ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 08:36
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And that is how you sum up everything that the Prog Related category is NOT about less than 30 words. Well done. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: April 02 2015 at 12:37
------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: April 07 2015 at 07:08
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I don't know. It sure helps to preserve pizza. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: JD
Date Posted: April 07 2015 at 12:22
Ah, thanks for letting me know about them, I have now set my browser to effectively block these sites  ------------- Thank you for supporting independently produced music |