How To Be A Dick

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ETL: It's a joke. This is a joke forum. You have no justification for locking it, unless you're trying to trump me.

Hi everybody.

I've been asked repeatedly what unique contribution I make to the forum. Well, ordinarily I'd try to be an awesome person without flaws who says nothing but astonishingly fascinating and original things all the time, but that's already so well-covered I think it would be redundant.

So instead I'm going to offer tutorials for anyone who wants them, on how to be a dick.

I'm not just a dick. I am a brilliant dick. Tell me I'm wrong. And if you're like "Oh you're not that good at being a dick", my over-confidence in my dickishness would make me a really big dick wouldn't it so A HA.

So anyway, if you're in any social situations you'd like to know how to make really uncomfortable for other people, or just want to know about how you can annoy people in a way that appears totally deliberate without actually meaning to, whether in life or online, I'm the guy to go to.

"Gee, that second paragraph was massively dickish OIC."

Edited by Textbook - June 23 2012 at 07:52

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Textbook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281	Topic: How To Be A Dick Posted: June 23 2012 at 07:43
	ETL: It's a joke. This is a joke forum. You have no justification for locking it, unless you're trying to trump me. Hi everybody. I've been asked repeatedly what unique contribution I make to the forum. Well, ordinarily I'd try to be an awesome person without flaws who says nothing but astonishingly fascinating and original things all the time, but that's already so well-covered I think it would be redundant. So instead I'm going to offer tutorials for anyone who wants them, on how to be a dick. I'm not just a dick. I am a brilliant dick. Tell me I'm wrong. And if you're like "Oh you're not that good at being a dick", my over-confidence in my dickishness would make me a really big dick wouldn't it so A HA. So anyway, if you're in any social situations you'd like to know how to make really uncomfortable for other people, or just want to know about how you can annoy people in a way that appears totally deliberate without actually meaning to, whether in life or online, I'm the guy to go to. "Gee, that second paragraph was massively dickish OIC." Edited by Textbook - June 23 2012 at 07:52

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: June 23 2012 at 07:52
	Up the dosage dude