The worst time to sneeze

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 Man With Hat wrote:

Over the course of the 22+ years of my life I have been subjected to a variety of situations where I had to sneeze, some of which with disasterous results. 
Which of the above scenarios sounds the worst to you? Also, a sneezing fit can also be considered in your decision making.

dude..impressive... and I thought I had lived a wild full life... whoa... 

voting other though... I sneezed once and with such force my blond wig came off... and was left in the awkward situation of explaining to this 6'4"/250 beefcake of a man why I was leading him on .... oh now that really wasnt the problem he had... I think it had.something to do with me obviously having a dick...or even worse.. not having one 

I had to talk my way out of that one very quickly.. and deftly.. but handled it the right way... I put him on my bar tab for the night and told him it was part of an dare my wife had put me up to..  

Poll Question: When is the worst time to sneeze?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
While driving	3	[8.57%]
While pissing	5	[14.29%]
With a mouth full of lasanga/stir friedveggies/corn chips/et	2	[5.71%]
While lining up dominoes	1	[2.86%]
While peforming brain surgery	2	[5.71%]
While having brain surgery performed on you	1	[2.86%]
While skydiving	0	[0.00%]
While walking on the moon	0	[0.00%]
While spitting fire	0	[0.00%]
While performing complex mathematical computations	1	[2.86%]
While operating the large hadron collider	1	[2.86%]
While impersonating Karl Marx	3	[8.57%]
While scuba diving	1	[2.86%]
While walking on a tightrope	2	[5.71%]
While sneezing	5	[14.29%]
While in a body cast	0	[0.00%]
While collecting raisins	0	[0.00%]
While riding a giraffe	1	[2.86%]
While walking under dangling knives	0	[0.00%]
While watching cabbage	2	[5.71%]
While churning butter	0	[0.00%]
While sinking in quicksand	0	[0.00%]
While opening a can/bottle of soda/beer	0	[0.00%]
While disposing of nuclear materials	2	[5.71%]
While scaling mountains without a harness	3	[8.57%]
This topic is closed, no new votes accepted