How to Stop Choking – Australian Style...

An attractive young woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly stood up and began to cough desperately.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

Two local men, Kenzie and Brian, drinking at the next table, rushed to her side with concern on their faces.
 
Kin ya swaller? asked  Kenzie.
 
The woman signalled: 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
 
Kin ya breathe?" asked  Brian.

The woman shook her head again violently: No!!!
 
With that, Kenzie moved behind her, and lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her thong, and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her a***e.
 
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe normally again.
 
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
 
Brian said in admiration  "My oath Kenzie, I'd heard o’ that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I never believed it could really work!