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Matthew T
Prog Reviewer Joined: February 01 2007 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 5291 |
Posted: January 28 2010 at 12:57 |
Well it looks like I will finally have the Ocean front mansion with a dirty big Shark Cat ( Speed Boat)
Here the email is got it today and I have not this offer for a while, lucky me By the way its all mine that filthy lucra. just off to fill in the details for these trustworthy people, 5 mill in US currency
Dear Sir/Madam ,
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your Contract/Inheritance file presently on our desk. We found out that you have not fulfilled the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment. Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT PAYMENT CENTRE(UBA BANK). This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate inrespect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling. You will be provided with access to an online account in which your funds, Five million Unites States Dollars($5,000,000.00); will be deposited. As soon as you have been provided with the online account details, you can login to the banks website and then transfer your funds to your designated bank account. If you like to receive your fund this way, Kindly reconfirm your (1) Your Full Name: (2) Full residential address: (3) Phone And Fax Number: (4) Age: (5) Occupation: We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office aside our. NOTE : YOU ARE TO SEND YOUR RESPONSE TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW, [email protected] Thank you for your co-operation. BEST REGARDS, Mrs Jane Stevens. Contact Email: [email protected] +(234)-806-615-4068 CC: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CC: SENATE PRESIDENT CC: ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT OFFICES CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [CBN] CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION |
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Bj-1
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Online Points: 31619 |
Posted: January 28 2010 at 13:37 |
Most of the alternatives here are hilarious, but all that penis/viagra stuff especially cracks me up everytime!
Edited by Bj-1 - January 28 2010 at 13:38 |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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