Einstein and Picasso.

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I found this joke somewhere in the web and liked it, so I thought I'd share it.

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like 
 Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to 
 sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a 
 few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" 
 Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly 
 appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and 
 symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. 
 "You really are Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!" 
 The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his 
 credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" 
 Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and 
 sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. 
 Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! 
 Come on in!" 
 Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter 
 scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to 
 prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W looks 
 bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter 
 sighs, "Come on in, George." 

Edited by BaldJean - March 09 2009 at 12:44