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    Posted: January 27 2009 at 11:25
Influenced by Slarti's thread, I thought it would be a good idea to have a thread consisting of humourous fictional (or non-fictional) newspaper headlines. I'll start it off:

PAPER BAGS PROVEN TO CURE UGLINESS

Your turn
"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."

Arnold Schoenberg
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2009 at 11:42
Not exactly on topic, but try these out:





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2009 at 11:50
How about some humorous wedding announcements?  Some of these may be lost in translation for non-English speakers:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Big smile
 
 
"Peace is the only battle worth waging."

Albert Camus
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2009 at 17:56
THE MANDATE HUMS!! AHMADINEJAD'S PAN SURFACES AROUND THE SLOT!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 11:44
^^^ whaaaa?  There must be ants in your fridge. Tongue

Whatever happened to that thread anyway?  I'm sure it will rear it exoskeletal head one of the days soon.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 11:49
ANTS IN THE FRIDGE!
Ants' Copiousness Proven to Increase in Cold Temperatures
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 12:31
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

ANTS IN THE FRIDGE!
Ants' Copiousness Proven to Increase in Cold Temperatures
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 13:45
PARTICLES BAFFLE WORKERS: LARGE HADRON COLLIDER RECREATES DISNEY'S GOOFY AND SATISFIES ITSELF BY ORDERING A PIZZA!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 13:53
ALGEBRA CHEWING
A NEW GENERATION RIDING A SAD TROLLEY
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 29 2009 at 06:13
SMELL OF NUTS
Vompatti ate a bag of chili nuts yesterday and his fingers still smell like those nuts
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2009 at 07:00
IT'S A VAGINA NOT A CLOWN CAR!
LOS ANGELES – The woman who gave birth to octuplets this week conceived all 14 of her children through in vitro fertilization, is not married and has been obsessed with having children since she was a teenager, her mother said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2009 at 07:37


From The Plain Dealer.  I'm a sucker for puns.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2009 at 18:20
SUNBLOCKED FUDGE CRACKS BESIDE THE BANDWAGON
Holy pants pinch the equilibrium!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 12:02
CABINET DRAMA FRUSTRATES OBAMA
Well hey, it rhymes.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2009 at 02:30
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2009 at 18:45
THE VOLUNTEER ELECTORATE DANCES!
Lazy soap reacts to a scientific birthday!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2009 at 19:37
A STAINED SOUL CRINGES AT THE SMALL DETAILS!
In the mirror of embarrassment!
this headline font really sux
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Edited by Slartibartfast - February 06 2009 at 19:38
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2009 at 19:44
Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:

 
 


LOLLOLLOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2009 at 21:14
Thumbs Up Nice thread.
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