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    Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:16
I found this bug,its rather unusual,it landed on my window pane and i can see it now.It is about 18 inches long and somewhat green in color and has eight legs its wings beat occasionally and it has fangs which melt the glass somewhat as they touch,MY GOD i can see it now and i can HEAR it through the thunder and driving rain.
WAIT THERE IS ANOTHER!!! my God where are they coming from!!!!???? and now i can hear sounds at my door there are more of them!!! THEY ARE BASHING AT MY DOOR TRYING TO GET AT ME I CAN SEE THE WOOD SPLINTER!!!! I HAVE MY GUN BUT ONLY A FEW BULLETS...........
 
THE DOOR HAS NEARLY CAVED IN NOW I CAN SEE FEELERS AND HEAR THE BEATING OF THIER HELLISH WINGS OVER THE SOUND OF THE STORM,OH MY GOD THE DOOR IS BREACHED THEY ARE HERE!!!!!!!...................TELL MY  WIFE I LO...................
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Points: 20030 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:20
Someone's been at the glue again.
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Points: 15585 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:22
Sorry to be a party pooper, but the bugs section is over active just now with real (computer) bugs, so I've rather spoilt the joke and move this thread.
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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2008 at 11:39
Were all your 1107 posts so stoned, dude? LOL
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Points: 4981 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2008 at 12:09
Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

I found this bug... it... has eight legs


I can believable.
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 05 2008 at 19:41
"I'm bugged you all look like insects
In your brand new sunspecs
I'm bugged I'm bugged
I drop a little note through my sympathetics door
I think I'm going ga ga I just can't take anymore
At first I see 'em swarming from a dark and midnight nest
And when I see 'em fiddling well I think you've guessed the rest!
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I wake up in a cold sweat and I run into the street
And just like in my nightmare they are jiggling at my feet
I take a dead man's lighter and I burn them to the floor
But where there was a dozen there are now a hundred more
I'm bugged"  XTC
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2008 at 18:08
Originally posted by Pnoom! Pnoom! wrote:

Originally posted by dude dude wrote:

I found this bug... it... has eight legs


I can believable.

Every known bug has six legs. Every known spider has eight legs. Does it mean that a buggish eight-legged creature is necessarily a spider? But what if it shares more characteristics with bugs than it does with spiders?

(If I had six legs, would I be a bug or a six-legged person?)
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Where would you buy pants if you have six legs?
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Someone's been at the glue again.


Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2008 at 16:41
Originally posted by progaeopteryx progaeopteryx wrote:

Where would you buy pants if you have six legs?

If I had six legs, I would wear a dress. Cool
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Points: 5898 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2008 at 16:43
Is it possible that dude lives near an Arrowhead Project base? 
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