Unbelievable!!
I received a letter in the mail today from the District Court of some podunk county in Kansas for an outstanding warrant on a speeding ticket. The real kicker is the ticket was issued in 1994!
I know local governments are hard up for money these days, but I can't believe these guys tracked me down after all these years for a 10mph speeding ticket! It must have cost them as much to find me as the cost of the ticket. And I'm not even sure it's my ticket - I can't for the life of me recall having ever even been in this county, which is in the far corner of the state in the middle of nowhere. I must have been there for a Children of the Corn fan club convention or something.
You'd think those sheriffs would be busy shutting down meth labs or something. Talk about your slow news day.