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Sweetnighter
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Joined: October 24 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 1298
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Topic: Finals Posted: January 18 2005 at 18:57 |
Now I'm going to bitch and moan about finals.
Finals suck. I hate them. They cause me unnecessary stress and anxiety.
They're worth too big a percentage of my grade. I mean, 25%! What if I
couldn't sleep the night before? Really shady stuff... at least its not
college where the final is my entire grade or something like that.
Plus, why do you think what you're testing me on is so damn important?
Knowing what Lincoln said in his first inaugural address isn't going to
get me a job, buy me a house, get laid, be in a good relationship, buy
me an ELP or Yes album. Hell, it won't even buy me a drink. And why are
you evil teachers always looking at me like I'm an idiot!
I do well in your classes, thank you very much. I toil and sweat and
toil and sweat so I can learn the petty bullsh*t you teach me. AGH!
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I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Eddy
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Joined: September 22 2004
Location: USA
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Points: 637
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 20:00 |
heheh finals. yea it sucks big time! i swear you can all it torture sitting in school doing tests strait for 6 hours. GOD DAMMIT~
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aqualung28
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Joined: December 03 2004
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Points: 916
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Posted: January 18 2005 at 20:20 |
f*ck Finals!
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Points: 8548
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Posted: January 19 2005 at 08:44 |
this guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really
good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after
class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and
there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange,
so he pulls it and music starts playing!
"...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the
poor guy back to the table.
"Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again
"...On the road again..."
The M.A. is totally unimpressed...
"So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
"the guy asked,
"Are you kidding?" says the M.A.
"Any asshole can sing country music!"
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Dali Lama
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Joined: December 16 2004
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Posted: January 19 2005 at 21:24 |
why did you post that in this topic...?
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: January 19 2005 at 21:37 |
Dali Lama wrote:
why did you post that in this topic...? |
Are you really the Dalai Lama?
Coo first a Goose, then a man-bear and now a llama!
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Valarius
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Joined: January 08 2005
Location: Germany
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Points: 1480
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 04:54 |
Exams suck.
I didn't revise for mine and I did fine. Look where I am now.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 05:00 |
why did you post that in this topic...?
Why did you wake up this morning ????
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Metropolis
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Joined: December 20 2004
Location: Scotland
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Points: 760
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Posted: January 20 2005 at 07:24 |
Valarius wrote:
Exams suck.
I didn't revise for mine and I did fine. Look where I am now. |
And where is that exactly?
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We Lost the Skyline............
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Dali Lama
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Posted: January 26 2005 at 19:03 |
He's in the UK...where we can all only dream of being...
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Garion81
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Joined: May 22 2004
Location: So Cal, USA
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Points: 4338
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Posted: January 26 2005 at 19:28 |
In YOUR hands, my dissatisfied fellow-countrymen, and not in MINE, is the momentous issue of civil war. The government will not assail YOU. You can have no conflict without being yourselves the aggressors. YOU have no oath registered in heaven to destroy the government, while I shall have the most solemn one to "preserve, protect, and defend it."
I am loathe to close. We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.
I don't know Sweetnighter there has to be something you can take with you from that. Even if it is we have no one who says and believes things like this in this country right now.
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"What are you going to do when that damn thing rusts?"
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