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GoldenSpiral 
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 Topic: Tool for babies???Posted: August 25 2006 at 16:29 |
 My friend sent me this link: http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=product&catid=41&id=1037 Apparently this company makes lullaby versions of rock songs using mellotrons and glockenspiels! What would your baby grow up like if they listened to Tool in their sleep???  |
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stonebeard
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 16:34 |
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Schism sound soooooo much creepier in lullaby form!
 
Anybody who puts that on for their kid needs to sit in the corner and think about what they did!
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KoS
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 16:37 |
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That kid would grow up to be a disturbed genius
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Gravity Eyelids
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 16:48 |
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That is the most retarded idea ever.
An evil demonic beast is what the kid would be. |
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Into this wild Abyss the fiend
Stood on the brink of Hell and looked a while, Pondering his Voyage. |
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Angelo
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 16:52 |
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Hmmm - I think it would sound a bit like the 'piano intro' of King Diamond's "Them"
If you know what King's image, that's a good impression of what your baby will be like...
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I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:00 |
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Pink Floyd too
 http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=product&catid=41&id=1049 Edited by Viajero Astral - August 25 2006 at 17:02 |
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ResidentAlien
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:03 |
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Woah... I must get this record... that's the greatest thing ever!! AHaha, love it. If I ever had a kid (huge if), I'd raise him/her on that for sure.
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stonebeard
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:06 |
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I like how There There by Radiohead turns into a lounge song.
Edited by stonebeard - August 25 2006 at 17:06 |
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Padraic
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:07 |
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Hmm...
Definitely would get the PF one or the Beatles one for my son. Not sure about Tool, but Schism at least sounded pretty benign. |
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Arsillus
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:10 |
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"Forget Baby Einstein. What about Baby Maynard?"
That's awesome! Any parents of small children out there?
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Spammaster
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:24 |
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That is pretty damn cool creepy ambient music. Perfect for the college student studying or reading for class!!
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 17:51 |
As far as weird covers are concerned, these guys are my current favorite: http://www.myspace.com/hayseeddixie |
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el böthy
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 20:24 |
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Wanna give ya baby some nghtmares? Missing thouse sleepless nights with ya kid in your bed? You feel you have too much money and want to send your son to a psychologist but you dont know if he has a real problem? Looking to have trouble with the wife? Well, the get the new Tool Lullabies for babys, with all the classics: Opiate, the Grudge, Parabol/Parabola, and everyones favorite Lateralis...yes, remember all thouse creepy, hauting atonal melodys?...well, your kid sure wont forget them!!!
So order now, before he grows up just "too normal"  |
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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el böthy
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 20:27 |
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Sure hope Progtologist doesnt see this...
, I mean Tool fans are pretty crazy...I fear for his kids
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 21:18 |
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Heheeh.....do they have versions of Mr. Bungle songs in that style? Or you could do like I plan to do when I have children and just play the regular versions.....I'll show THEM who's afraid of clowns...
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 22:12 |
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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Crimson Salad
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Posted: August 25 2006 at 22:15 |
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they should have baby joh zorn/ mike patton
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Soon, Oh soon the light
Pass within and soothe this endless night 
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Matt Dickens
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Posted: August 26 2006 at 01:55 |
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I think that kid would grow up to be pretty damn cool. Thats what I think.
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If it ain't broke don't break it.
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valravennz
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Posted: August 26 2006 at 06:54 |
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A great way for a baby to start it's rock music listening experience. I actually like the abience created for groups like Radiohead - Paranoid Android sounds pretty good played on the Glockenspiel!!!
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"Music is the Wine that fills the cup of Silence" - Robert Fripp |
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Bj-1
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Posted: August 26 2006 at 08:30 |
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Spooky stuff, but surprisingly good nevertheless
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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GoldenSpiral wrote:
