Robocop vs. Terminator: who would win?

Slartibartfast wrote: OK what wise guy is trying to give Hollywood another lame idea for a movie?

How about this?

It´s the year 2032. Genetic manipulation has brought Hitler back to life and the Thrid World War is on. Only one man can stop him... or should I say machine? That´s right, the Terminator is send to 2008 where he must kill the scientist that brings Hitler back to life, but warning, the scientist has a deadly friend he has build. Oh yeah, it´s Robocop. So they have an enormous fight in the middle of New York city where half the buildings are brought to pieces with mega explotions and flying rockets attached to their bags. And all this happens, while in the south of the city a space ship crashes, where a frozen Alien wakes up with the only intention of killing everything in his path. But not so fast, a second space ship crashes... it´s Predator! Now their fight is so atomic that everything in their path gets blown to dust. Terminator and Robocop understand that only if they fight together can they win against this evil monsters. In a huge fight with the most advanced computer CGI manking has ever seen (or ever will, for the effects are so hardcore most peoples pupils won´t be able to handle it and will go blind, but man was it worth it!). Terminator understands what he has to do in order to destroy Alien, Predator and ultimatly Robocop also... he has to led them to a nuclear reactor and blow up the whole city. But while he is doing that he looks at a little blonde girl with a teddy bear (played by Dakota Faning) and understands what it is to have emotions. The same happens to Alien and Predator, who are so ashamed of what just happend they use their magic to make everything back the way it was before the fights and, with a salute and a hug to the little girl, go into space to find themself in the stars. Terminator and Robocop have a moment, where both fall deeply in love for each other, but they know society is not ready for gay robots. Robocop says something like "Why cant we all just love no matter what genre or electronic prossesor we are? ...maybe some day" and shoots the evil scientist dead so he can not genetically make Hitler live again. Terminator and Robocop hold their hands, they both cry, Celine Dion music playing in the back, they both turn off their power and die. The future is safe, it seems at the end... they were all just missunderstood heroes...


ah, and Micahel Bay directs it!