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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: May 21 2006 at 13:10 |
The Miracle wrote:
If some teen tells you that Linkin Park is real music, kill him
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Should this not apply to any sane minded person?
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Bern
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Posted: May 21 2006 at 13:37 |
Thanks for taking the time to translate Ansen 
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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zappaholic
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Posted: May 21 2006 at 14:29 |
You forgot an important one:
Tool fans are not allowed to have a sense of humor. (Despite the fact that Maynard clearly does.) 
<-------- Tool fan with a sense of humor
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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el böthy
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Posted: May 22 2006 at 17:58 |
Am I the only one who finds this stupid? Or am I thinking in the wrong direction?   
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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Minkia
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Posted: May 22 2006 at 18:07 |
Really, don't you find Tool a bit slow? They could do with being more uptempo.
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RELIGION IS HATE, RELIGION IS FEAR, RELIGION IS WAR,RELIGION IS RAPE, RELIGION'S OBSCENE,RELIGION'S A WHORE
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Space Chief
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Posted: May 22 2006 at 19:09 |
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int_2375
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Posted: May 22 2006 at 21:51 |
DeepPhreeze wrote:
I'd add to that list; 'sound effects are music too --- even if they're used in place of real music'

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The ones on the list are all funny, but yours has nothing to do with Tool.
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The Miracle
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Posted: May 22 2006 at 22:49 |
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greenback
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 00:02 |
I think many people hate Tool because they think they get too much attention.
Edited by greenback - May 23 2006 at 00:02
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[HEADPINS - LINE OF FIRE: THE RECORD HAVING THE MOST POWERFUL GUITAR SOUND IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF MUSIC!>
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The Miracle
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 00:32 |
greenback wrote:
I think many people hate Tool because they think they get too much attention. |
Sorry, but that makes no sense whatsoever
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 00:36 |
He's saying that he thinks that the reason many people hate Tool is because of how much focus in the media Tool gets.
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The Miracle
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 01:05 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
He's saying that he thinks that the reason many people hate Tool is because of how much focus in the media Tool gets.
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But isn't it kind of stupid to hate a band just because it gets attention? If you hate Tool, you hate the attention they get, but you primarily hate the music. If you like tool, you like the fact that they get attention.
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Masque
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 03:24 |
I just think when a band (any band) is hailed as the "new" king crimson they better be good ! bloody good ! better than what tool is
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wolf0621
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 15:34 |
Masque wrote:
I just think when a band (any band) is hailed as the "new" king crimson they better be good ! bloody good ! better than what tool is  |
What happened to the actual King Crimson?
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Visitor13
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 15:45 |
Tool actually get media attention  ?
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 16:51 |
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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wolf0621
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Posted: May 23 2006 at 21:22 |
Don't know much about Tool so I can comment positively or negatively about their material, but I do think their name invites some great ideas for song & album titles. So, to lighten some of the tension (hey, I'm a Uniter not a Divider), how about these:
- I've got my sawhorse, where's yours?
- Let's get hammered
- You chiselled me out of money
- What a Tool!
- Tools for Fools (play on Tears for Fears)
- The Drill Instructor
- You got screwed!
- Nail it
- Drill Press of Love
- Fixer-Upper
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