I have asked Father Christmas*

We've got these stupid "Christmas around the year" stores, where you can buy that cheap, plastic, assinine, crappy, garbage any day o' the week. Sheep lining up to throw hard earned cash away for a pile of crap that's been marked up 150% and yer forced to buy it just to keep the little nippers from beginning a mutiny in your own living room. It's all the holiday horsesh*t that driven me away from the tele and back to my headphones and bottle of dark Irish brew. I bought a freakin' fake-ass tree so I don't have to slog around those wet muddy X-mas tree parks and decide which freakin' side to put to the wall. I used to sell those bloody trees when I was a strapping young lad. Yeah, I'd f**kin' charge the lame sheep to tie the tree on their cars, all the while jacking the prices up so I could skim a couple extra bucks for beer money. The day after the pathetic present fest, we'd bunch all the un-sold trees into a pile and light 'em up while swiggin' jack and burning a fatty. I was so happy to have that day over I'd piss on the embers and laugh. This was 1978 and I had about $300 cash in my pocket from the sheep so willing to have a happy X-mas they'd give you any amount of cash without question for a friggin' twig with three needles left.. What a wondrous season. Don't worry, Be happy!       

Those were the days ......... before the prostrate problems 

Yes, Danbo-bet you hate Xmas because you have to do double shifts whilst us civiians get pissed and do the hokey-cokey over your garden.

Cheer up you Scrooge!

Wow Danbo! I like Christmas because it is the only time my family doesn't behave like freaks. Seriously though...you don't relish time spent with your family or just giving because it makes you feel good? Who cares whether you're religeous or not. One can get into the spirit of joy and love and giving without caring a lick about Jesus.

Both Thanksgiving and Christmas rule. I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I am going to gorge on turkey and all the sides that go with it until I pass out while watching the Lions get crushed again with the family...and come out weighing 5-10 pounds heavier as well

I'm sure this will get repeated again and again but Happy Holidays All

especially you Danbo

you know I could gift wrap myself and place a big pink bow while you eagerly open me up..........maybe that oughta get you in the Holiday spirit big boy.

you know what makes Christmas really rule...the cheerful music...for some bizarre reason I really enjoy Christmas music...that's the 1 month I put away my prog and turn on the Lite radio station and they play all day and night just Christmas music for the entire month of December up through Christmas day

I hate pink, that´s for queers  Queer Lover............ ..Like

Reed Lover wrote: you know I could gift wrap myself and place a big pink bow while you eagerly open me up..........maybe that oughta get you in the Holiday spirit big boy. Greg you are such a sl*g!

Curiosity about some things is not my problem. Faking the enjoyment of the holiday season can be a daunting task. The thought of gdub wearing a bow only makes the mundane frightful and nauseating. Maybe one of those legal Swedish massage girls? Hmm, now there's a present that keeps on giving.  

Maybe if we roasted Britney Spears over an open fire, Mariah nipping at our..... well, you all know the rest.

The Lions may win this year Gdubble Boy.