dude wrote:
MAX!!! MAX!!! MAANI!! MAANI!!
I FOUND A BUG, ITS BIG (12 FEEET LONG!!),GREEN AND ITS GOT THREE FOOT LONG PINCERS!!
I AM SITTING IN A TREE TO TRY AND ESCAPE IT BUT ITS CHOMPING THROUGH THE TREE TRUNK!!!! YOU SAID TO REPORT ANY BUGS WELL,........THIS ONES A MONSTER!!!!!....HEEEEEEEELP!!!!
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Dammit Dude, It's not a bug. It's Jim Garten in his new Chartruese spandex rave outfit.
He's not big, only 5' 8" and those aren't pincers, merely the tweezer thingees he uses when his fag burns to a nub.
He is not chomping through the tree, he's just supporting himself whilst having a pee.
Now settle down, man and lay off those eucalyptus leaves, Crikey!