Most embarrassing moments

Hi:

When I was an easrly teenager, I went twice on an Easter Porcession (this is an Spanish religious tradition, where people march alongside images of Christ and the Virgin, dressed in robes and hoods, sadly not unlike the infamous KKK uniforms) It is spmething that is done to ask God for the absolution of your sins or sins of mankind, but I did that to please my grandma. Anyway, I found it really boring, so I took my old walkman and my Dire Straits and The Human League cassettes (no prog at that age). I think it's not necessary to say this is forbidden, as this procession are serious things for those involved.

A moment came when one tape ended, and I had to change it and put another one. I waited for the penitent master to go and try to take another cassette from a hidden pocket under my robe. All this while carrying a huge candle with one arm, wax dropping in my gloves. Of course, I dropped the cassete, the walkman and my shame all at once. A young girl saw it:

Girl: 'Mum, that penitent has dropped something'

Me: 'Don't worry, I'll take it'.

Mum (to the one behind me): 'Hey, your partner has dropped something'

Me: 'Oh, my'

Etc

Of course, I never got out again on an Easter Procession.

James Lee wrote: Ever spill a drink in your lap? It's kina hard to function socially when you have what looks like a wee-wee stain on your trousers. Since I'm so maladroit, it has happened to me more than once...

Yeah, a few weeks ago, at my work. A glass of water. Lunch break was over, and I was still wet...  (I work in a shop where I sell furniture). The customers didn't say a thing.