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AnnaDanielle
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Topic: Tell me the worst joke you know:) Posted: April 27 2012 at 19:27 |
Just looking for some entertainment:) So amuse me...
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I would never cheat in a relationship...
That would require TWO people finding me attractive.
..I can barely find one.
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johnobvious
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Posted: April 27 2012 at 20:09 |
I have a great dirty joke.
The boy fell in the mud
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Biggles was in rehab last Saturday
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johnobvious
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Posted: April 27 2012 at 20:10 |
What do you call a bird that gets run over by a lawn mower?
Shredded Tweet
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Biggles was in rehab last Saturday
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: April 27 2012 at 20:24 |
A man is driving home from work at 5 PM. He turns on his local rock radio station, and, as he is a big prog fan, he is happy to hear the the first song is The Spirit of Radio by Rush. After this song is over, the next song comes on. It's Tom Sawyer, and once again the man is quite pleased. But the next song the station plays is Closer to the Heart, and then 2112, and then Fly By Night. By this time, the man is somewhat confused, so he calls in to the radio station. He says, "Look, why are you only playing Rush songs? I love Rush, but I want to hear some other bands, too." The guy at the station replies, "Of course we have to play Rush songs. Don't you know? It's Rush hour."
Is that terrible enough for you?
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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colorofmoney91
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Posted: April 27 2012 at 21:36 |
Hello, my name is Alan. My existence is a joke.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 04:08 |
A person walks into a bar.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 04:21 |
This was a dirty joke. I cleaned it up for you.
Sherlock Holmes wanted to brighten up the entrance to his flat. He decided to put a couple of citrus plants on either side of the door. Watson, on seeing this asked why had Holmes picked this particular flora. He replied "My dear chap, It's a lemon entry"
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PyramidMeetsTheEye
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 04:25 |
family guy is funny
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Textbook
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 04:38 |
The book of Mormon. Yes, it really is worse than the Bible. I sure hope someone brings that stuff about how black skinned people are in league with Satan up with Romney on the campaign trail.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 04:53 |
^ But skinned people aren't black.
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Textbook
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 04:55 |
I am proud to have played a part in such a wonderful addition to this thread.
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zappaholic
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 06:27 |
johnobvious wrote:
What do you call a bird that gets run over by a lawn mower?
Shredded Tweet
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The poor little thing! / Vicar Of Dibley ref FTW
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Snow Dog
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 06:38 |
This is the worst joke i have heard recently
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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Textbook
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 07:50 |
Snow Dog: What the hell is that doing here? That was awesome, really made me laugh. I have always loved humour that subverts expectations. If you think that's shock/inappropriate humour, try this baby on, which probably really does belong here: What did the blind, deaf, quadraplegic Downs Syndrome boy with cancer get at Christmas?
Raped.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 07:55 |
^I have to admit i smirked and supressed a laugh.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 07:55 |
^ you are truly a credit to the site, no contest. Traffic spikes engendered by your posts must make Max all gooey inside
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Snow Dog
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 07:56 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
^ you are truly a credit to the site, no contest. Traffic spikes engendered by your posts must make Max all gooey inside
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Me?
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 07:59 |
^Nah, Textbook's crass, dumb and brain dead joke
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Snow Dog
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 08:01 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
^Nah, Textbook's crass, dumb and brain dead joke
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That is the problem with edgy humour. There is a risk of causing offence. But being offensive is fine. Somebody is always offended by something.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 28 2012 at 08:04 |
Yep agreed, freedom of speech is only cited by those who have to defend the indefensible
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