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BaldFriede 
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 Topic: Q.: How many DT fans...
Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:18 |
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... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium".
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Valarius
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:21 |
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That would be funny if it wasn't so crap.
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Moogtron III
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 03:27 |
No, it's funny allright 
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Valarius
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 04:14 |
I'm a DT fan, I bought Octavarium, and I'm currently busy listening to Selling England By The Pound, which I bought yesterday.
In fact, this week I bought Octavarium, SEbtP, CttE, 2112, Camel, ... I know that I won't have time to change any lightbulb in the coming weeks 
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Ben2112
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:15 |
 MikeEnRegalia wrote:
I'm a DT fan, I bought Octavarium, and I'm currently busy listening to Selling England By The Pound, which I bought yesterday.
In fact, this week I bought Octavarium, SEbtP, CttE, 2112, Camel, ... I know that I won't have time to change any lightbulb in the coming weeks |
Then let's hope that your bulbs hold out for a few weeks, or you'll be listening in darkness.
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Bj-1
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:16 |
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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krauthead
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:17 |
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
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*Dancing madly backwards on a sea of air* - Captain Beyond
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lynton samuel
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:20 |
nice one
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Manunkind
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:37 |
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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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nacho
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:57 |
But I have to say that I think I would be perfectly able to change a bulb whilst listening to Octavarium: yesterday I did the laundry!
But please don't count me in as a Dream-Theater-fan-because-they-are-the-best-band-ever-period , so maybe I wasn't paying all the attention they deserve. I was hanging out the socks during the Octavarium song and some of my neurons were busy with that challenging activity (the socks I mean)
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Eppur si muove
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Dream Theater
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Posted: July 03 2005 at 21:20 |
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
OMG, that's so funny!!!!
jerk
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Arsillus
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 11:54 |
Dream Theater wrote:
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
OMG, that's so funny!!!!
jerk
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You know it's true....
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Dream Theater
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 13:52 |
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Whatever
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 14:30 |
Notice how all the DT fans take offense to a simple joke...shame on them
Edited by Man With Hat
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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nousommedusolei
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:58 |
It takes one to screw in the lightbulb.
..... and about 10 to write threads talking about how Dream Theater is "the best".
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I don't believe in demons
I don't believe in devils
I only believe in you
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LDGuy
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 13:56 |
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How many Dream Theater keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to interupt his 20 minute widdly Kurzweil trumpet
solo at 276bpm to get up off his arse, put on his shiny shirt and wig,
and screw in the light bulb whilst doing a strange spinning dance on a
rotating light bulb stand in front of 2,500 screaming japanese
teenagers.
How many Mike Portnoys does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. One to change it; one to record it using 5.1 surround sound and
publish on Blubthgil Records; one to film it, isolate the unique sound
of each screw and do a two hour commentry, publishing it as DrumBulb of
Doom on his website; and one to take a series of 35 pics with his dog
Bongo and a (replica) lightbulb for a feature in Modern Lightbulb
Replacer, only to win the magazine's Best Lightbulb Replacer of All
Time award.
Edited by LDGuy
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 04:20 |
LDGuy wrote:
How many Dream Theater keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to interupt his 20 minute widdly Kurzweil trumpet solo at 276bpm to get up off his arse, put on his shiny shirt and wig, and screw in the light bulb whilst doing a strange spinning dance on a rotating light bulb stand in front of 2,500 screaming japanese teenagers.
How many Mike Portnoys does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. One to change it; one to record it using 5.1 surround sound and publish on Blubthgil Records; one to film it, isolate the unique sound of each screw and do a two hour commentry, publishing it as DrumBulb of Doom on his website; and one to take a series of 35 pics with his dog Bongo and a (replica) lightbulb for a feature in Modern Lightbulb Replacer, only to win the magazine's Best Lightbulb Replacer of All Time award.
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I have a subscription to Modern Lightbulb Replacer. I thought surely there would be more porn in it. Oh well. I'll just have to dust off my old Home and Gardening mags.
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BaldFriede
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 11:35 |
stonebeard wrote:
I have a subscription to Modern Lightbulb Replacer. I thought surely
there would be more porn in it. Oh well. I'll just have to dust off my
old Home and Gardening mags.
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A lot of porn in there. The birds and the bees and the butterflies...
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BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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bek_
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:23 |
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