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Passionist 
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 Topic: A pirate or a ninja?
Posted: August 25 2008 at 18:05 |
I'm sorry, I just have to know. Once my father showed me a boat
We went fishing, it was a stormy night
He let me steer it for a while, once the waves arose
I was stunned by the might
Of the sea, and the wrath of the wind
So later I thought
Oh, the time before was just so beautiful
You know, romantic...
Heroes and crooks
pretty women and captains and hooks
Basically every night they'd fight with swords
Shoot with cannons and take over boats
And raid harbours, capture the kings daughters
that's the life my man.
I'd give everything I have to be a pirate. But ever since I first saw a green ninja turtle
I've been admiring their skills
To be able to walk in the night
Without being seen
Or to be able to hide in the shadows
Of daylight, and throw stars to the throats of enemies
To move silently on rooftops
like cats, and carry mighty swords
To be run by a secret code
to be part of something mystical
and yet so serious
to be a fierce fighter, without anyone knowing I'd give everything I have to be a ninja.
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LinusW
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 18:49 |
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A swashbuckler without a doubt!
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Passionist
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 18:56 |
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Yarr, I hail ye mate. Care to coxwain me schooner, ye salty dog ye? I be sailing to Port Royale and be needing a crew of me own. Thar be plunder and treasure and women for us to split!
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 19:06 |
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ninja
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topofsm
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 19:11 |
Pirates are the best. By far. It's no opinion, it's just a fact.
I have this debate a lot.
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 19:14 |
no I don't know, I think quality of life goes to the ninja.. would you really want to break your back every day on an old ship for weeks on end at the beck and call of some swarthy lunatics? ..well OK maybe you would, but I still prefer the thought of living quietly in rural Japan  
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KoS
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 19:22 |
Kneeeeeeenjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! or some thereof. They also have awesome rides:  
Edited by KoS - August 27 2008 at 00:31
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Figglesnout
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Posted: August 25 2008 at 19:30 |
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Ninja by far.
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I'm a reasonable man, get off my case
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BroSpence
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Posted: August 27 2008 at 00:20 |
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Ninjas are clearly the best. Pirates suck.
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Ivan_Melgar_M
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Posted: August 27 2008 at 00:51 |
Spending most of my life among stinky guys, eating rotten food, drinking hot rum and no women for long seasons?
Not the life for me.
Iván
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Plankowner
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Posted: August 27 2008 at 00:53 |
Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan since 1976. We have a Gasparilla street festival every year.. so I've been conditioned to be a pirate, har har har.
Oh, and if I may... introduce PIRATE METAL!
Alestorm "Captain Morgan's Revenge"
Edited by Plankowner - August 27 2008 at 00:55
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laplace
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Posted: August 27 2008 at 02:33 |
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didn't Running Wild get there first? ;P
life at sea = romantic, voting for ze corsairs
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crimhead
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Posted: August 27 2008 at 14:42 |
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I'm surprised that no one voted for Evel Knievel.......cause he's got nothing on me.
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Ivan_Melgar_M
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 02:12 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 03:33 |
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A pirate without a doubt. No one can even see those stealthy ninja guys.
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Figglesnout
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 03:39 |
 Vompatti wrote:
A pirate without a doubt. No one can even see those stealthy ninja guys.
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That's exactly the point. I wanna be a freaky, crazy hoppin, slicin, beast of a ninja. I'll conquer you before you can even open your only remaining eye, which is glued shut with excess dried fluid from your most recent drunken bout
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I'm a reasonable man, get off my case
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Statutory-Mike
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 21:57 |
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I honestly can't vote.
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Padraic
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 22:03 |
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febus
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 22:29 |
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Padraic
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 22:40 |
febus is really a pirate on board the flying teapot.
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A pirate or a ninja?
....captain of my ship rescuing the beautiful woman who was captive of those ugly pirates...Of course i would be good looking, smart, well spoken, athletic, an invicible fighter......and of course the greatest lover known to all those bombshells lost in the Carribean seas.