The Most Useless Superhero

Man With Hat wrote: So whom is it?? My vote goes to the green lantern. What is is purpose? He just there to take up space on the Justice League.

Not only that...but take away his ring and he is rendered powerless.

Will one of our Columbian members PLEASE find this and scan some pages for me? It's such a tasteless idea that John Waters should direct the film version.

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Pope John Paul II is being reborn in a Colombian comic book as a superhero battling evil with an anti-Devil cape and special chastity pants.

The first episode of the "Incredible Popeman" is about to go on sale in Colombia and shows the late Polish pontiff meeting comic book legends such as Batman and Superman to learn how to use superpowers to battle Satan.

"The pope was a real-life superhero, of flesh and blood," said Colombian artist Rodolfo Leon, a non-practicing Catholic who has been working on the comic book for about a year.

Like any self-respecting superhero, the Incredible Popeman has a battery of special equipment. Along with his yellow cape and green chastity pants, the muscular super-pontiff wields a faith staff with a cross on top and carries holy water and communion wine.

The Green Hornet, if it wasn't for Kato the guy was absolutely useless, each time he was in trouble you heard a scream KATO!!!!!!!! and the poor Bruce Lee had to help him, hit all the bad guys, open the door of the car, put the hat, drive alone in the front seat and prepare a martini and the food for the Green Hornet when they returned home.

At the end the TV series was a faillure because nobody expected the success of Kato, the sidekick was more important than the main character, in many countries of Asia al the people knew the series as The Kato Show.

Iván

Er... I will go with Robin. Holy sh*t...

Not so useless Mirco, well at least for the producers of the 60´s TV show.

There was a famous episode where the Green Hornet meets Batman (The producers wanted to help´The Green Hornet due to the low rating in USA compared to the great ratings in Asia), so they couldn't plan something silliest than a fight between Robin and Kato.

There was no winner, it was an honorable tie, but it was even worst, nobody could ever believe the skinny Burt Ward (Robin) could have the slightest chance against Kato (Bruce Lee). Everybody knew Kato would had kicked the Boy Wonder's a$$ through all  Gotham City.

This stupid fight sealed the fate of The Green Hornet, because the Kato fans (Who were more than the Green Hornet's fans) would ever accept something so ridiculous.

Iván

Batman , Superman and Spiderman discussing their latest exploits.

All a sudden, Superman yells: Hey, last night flying over N Y C, I saw Wonder Woman on the roof of a building , naked , lecs wide opened and having the time of her life.

Batman: So what ya do?

Superman: You know me!! I took out muy Krypton dick , put on a Zircon rubber and and jumped in

Spiderman: And did you make her yell for it?

Superman: Well her, not exactly!!! However , the Invisible Man......

although, I spend my youth in North America, I always hated those superheroes comics. all these Marvel comics super-powered heroes were all the same.

I did enjoy those Calvin & Hobbes , and especially those Bloom County comics. Some of those strips had rolling on the floor. Berked Breathe was sooooooo funny . Toooooo bad he stopped.

More recently, Seth, Clowes, Brown, and many more are actually brilliant new generation.