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1800iareyay
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Topic: The Crimson Room (a.k.a Teenage Wasteland) Posted: July 25 2007 at 21:48 |
The antithesis to the Grey Room, the Spring Chickens Thread is open only to members 25 and under. When a member turns 26, he or she can no longer post in the thread, but who cares, you're essentially dead anyway. Posting here is just one of many symbols of your fading existence. As the GR attempted to answer questions plaguing the nearly dead, so shall we focus on the issues of youth. Can life get any better? How great is it that our joints don't hurt? How funny is it when old people try to use computers? Prostate exam, what's that? What day do you wanna have a party, cause I'm always free. How are your parents wrecking your life? What am I going to eat? Oh yeah, whatever I want cause I don't have to worry about cholesterol.
I laugh now, but it's gonna suck when I wake up tomorrow and someone's blocked my IP address.
Edit: The SCT has been renamed the Crimson Room. Leave whimsy at the door as we explore the crippling pain of our brief existences. Drape a dark cloth over the windows and pour out your soul into bad poetry as you consantly resist the urge to end it all. Remember, when cutting wrists, go down the river, not across the bridge.
Edited by 1800iareyay - July 26 2007 at 10:57
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The Miracle
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 21:51 |
Isn't the VR for that? I'm 18 but everything hurts, and life can get better... but not worse.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 21:53 |
The VR is for everyone I believe. I think the GR originally came from an overabundance of youth in the VR but I'd say it's about equal.
My life can't get any worse either, but these are supposed to be the best years of our lives. More's the pity.
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The Miracle
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 21:57 |
If these are the best years, I want to die before I hit the worst. Let's rename this the emo room
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:39 |
You going to college Ansen?
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:43 |
I'm under 25!
I'm going into my 2nd year of college, I'd say my life is eh........
Yea, so much for these best years.
Emo....
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The Miracle
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:44 |
Yeah. What's that have to do with being emo?
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thellama73
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:44 |
I'm 24 and I'm already starting to feel out of touch with those darn teenagers and their complicated shoes and their hip hop music.
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The Miracle
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:52 |
No one can step up to my level of emoness, don't even try... *cuts* Good night, if it will be good fo you, I'll go cry myself to sleep.
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King of Loss
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:52 |
The Miracle wrote:
If these are the best years, I want to die before I hit the worst.
Let's rename this the emo room
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So Ansen!
Except people younger than 25 are more like Prog nerd loners than anything!
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 23:53 |
What a gross simplification of teenagers. I have simple shoes and like small amounts of hip hop.
And obviously I MUST represent all teens...
And yes Ansen, you are on a level of Emo that hasn't been discovered.
Edited by JJLehto - July 25 2007 at 23:53
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 09:20 |
thellama73 wrote:
I'm 24 and I'm already starting to feel out of touch with those darn teenagers and their complicated shoes and their hip hop music. |
Their complicated shoes? Who do you hang out with, Inspector Gadget?
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Chris H
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 09:27 |
w00t, make way for the real kid on this website!
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:04 |
The Miracle wrote:
Yeah. What's that have to do with being emo? |
Nothing. Just trying to spark a conversation that won't lead to a slit wrist.
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Ricochet
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:20 |
Spring Chickens a bad name.
Hi, I'm 17 going on 18 and life couldn't be more acceptable...even if it has some really painful, lonely or strange sensations.
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:23 |
What would you suggest Rico?
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Ricochet
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:26 |
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Ricochet
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:26 |
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:27 |
I'd rather not call this the emo room. I ould work with that, and call it the Crimson Room, crimson like the lifeblood of our wrists.
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Ricochet
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Posted: July 26 2007 at 10:31 |
Crimson Room.......
hmm!!!!!
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