The Pretty Good Joke Thread

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   WOMAN'S POEM 
Before I lay me down to sleep, 
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, 
One who's handsome, smart and strong. 
One who loves to listen long, 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who'll call, not wait for weeks. 
I pray he's gainfully employed, 
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. 
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, 
Massages my back and begs to do more. 
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, 
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" 
I pray that this man will love me to no end, 
And always be my very best friend. 

MAN'S POEM 
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a 
liquor store and a golf course.  This doesn't rhyme and 
I don't give a sh!t.

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StyLaZyn Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 22 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4079	Topic: The Pretty Good Joke Thread Posted: July 24 2007 at 11:43
	WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.


The Doctor Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 23 2005 Location: The Tardis Status: Offline Points: 8543	Posted: July 24 2007 at 11:50
	^ Priceless. And perfectly sums up the difference between men and women.
	I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?

progadicto Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 19 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4316	Posted: July 24 2007 at 17:31

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