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    Posted: February 03 2005 at 14:02

Check these out:

http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/redtele/

This baby is guranteed to remove ALL melodic content from your voice and insert random dramatic pauses:

 

 

For aspiring fusion shredders:

What other kinds of pedals, useful or otherwise do you envision?
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Points: 1239 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2005 at 12:50

what about:

The Pretentiometer

a must have pedal for every aspiring prog guitarist.

Controls could include

1. medievalator - creates effect of playing several dodgy medieval instruments at once - mandola, lyre, hurdy gurdy - truly prog-tastic!!!

2. wankolator - instantly transforms a crude four-note solo into an epic 12 minute wig-out. Drive the fans wild (or to sleep) with your aeon-long extemporisations!

and finally the ultimate

3. The Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun control - instant Floyd in a box!
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Points: 2779 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2005 at 09:37

An effects pedal for all Captain Beefheart fans. Second only to the Bongo Fury Delay.





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Hahahaha, the elegant gypsy pedal is amazing! I love the little picture of DiMeola's head on it too. GREAT! 
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Wooh! Hot Head is a great song! as is Doc At The Radar Station as an entire album
"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
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The Radioheadulator-tricks some  people into thinking your mediocre rock with prog flares is fullblown prog rock,which results in your band getting added to a prog website and spurs endless debate on whether they are prog or not.  Use with caution
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Points: 2779 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2005 at 09:49
Originally posted by aqualung28 aqualung28 wrote:

Wooh! Hot Head is a great song! as is Doc At The Radar Station as an entire album



Amen to that.
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Originally posted by aqualung28 aqualung28 wrote:

The Radioheadulator-tricks some  people into thinking your mediocre rock with prog flares is fullblown prog rock,which results in your band getting added to a prog website and spurs endless debate on whether they are prog or not.  Use with caution

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!  That would probably be a serious rack-mount monstrosity!
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And in commemoration of the INFAMOUS Mariah Carey Thread:
People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!

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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2005 at 20:00
Originally posted by The Owl The Owl wrote:

And in commemoration of the INFAMOUS Mariah Carey Thread:

Elton John? Didn't know he was a diva...
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Originally posted by The Owl The Owl wrote:

And in commemoration of the INFAMOUS Mariah Carey Thread:



I particularly like the Random Over-Emote knob. Used heavily on most R 'n B records nowadays.
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Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Elton John? Didn't know he was a diva...

Well, there are many who do regard Elton John as the worlds first MALE Diva, moreso because of his outrageous demands and offstage behavior, not much different from his female counterparts.
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Styxifier: Essentially the same thing as the Radioheadulator, minus the forum argument and makes you a lot more mediocre
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Points: 2779 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 10 2005 at 05:55
Originally posted by aqualung28 aqualung28 wrote:

Styxifier: Essentially the same thing as the Radioheadulator, minus the forum argument and makes you a lot more mediocre


Harsh but fair.
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Points: 150 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2005 at 17:32
I would like a pedal that could change the time sinature you play. Maybe in  wha-wha style pedal.
It is said to be the first Test-pressing of the corean release??

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