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wallace 
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 20:47 |
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Yosh know'd tha git yer attentioon.
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Juist now, whilst pollershin' me scrimshaw an' cloisonne, ah gots ter tinkin': "Hey! Wot t'feck! Thars noo muckle mentioon o' SEX in prog lyrics. Innit so?"
Aye, a reel paucity o' SEX inna prog lyric.
So ah goes arf t'bog t'leave an offerin', an' ah'm right finish'd, an' ah reaches fer t'roll o' poo tickets (for tae wipe me arse), whan ah discuvers -tae me coonstarnatioon - thare noo mair terlet paper!
Sae here ah be onna porcelain, laptop onna lap, sarta caught inna limbo till t' awld trouble an' strife (wife) cum 'ome, 'opefully wiv t' pack o' new arsewipe.
Sae -t'questioon be - how tae pass t'tyme?
Tha's why ah'm now tinkin' 'ard aybit (about) prog tunes tha acterally be mentioonin' sex.
An' its noo aisy task, ah assures ye. (Aisier tae backscuttle a yung, slippray prog newbie.)
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Here's wha ah cum oop wiv sae far:
GENESIS (t'bleedin' obvious ains)-Lamia
-counting out time
-Fountain of Salmacis
ELP -living sin
CRIMSON -ladies of the night
ELECTRIC FOOD (anna million orther bands)- house of the rising sun
PETE BROWN -politician
GROUP 1850 - you done it hard
BEATLES -why dont we do it in the road (Hokay Sherlock -its a noo prog.)
MARAKESH - will you do it?
SEX - syphissa
ACHE -sweet Jolly Joyce
CURVED AIR - not quite the same
JEFF COOPER AND THE STONED WINGS -git some (Hokay Einstein -its psyche!)
GATE -red light sister
SINCLAIR -video
VDGG -la rossa
PROCOL HAREM -souvenier of London
HUMAN BEAST -appearance is everything
DIES IRAE - seduction
MOMUS -murderers of women
AFFINITY -Mr Joy
SUN -on holiday
NICE -one of those people (I'm)
MR ALBERT SHOW -electronic baby
EAST OF EDEN -crazy daisy
CARAVAN (lookin' at t'inner foc, thar maist be a sex song somewhar in t' "Waterloo Lily" lp!)
MACHIAVEL (lookin' " " " " " " " " "Jester" lp)
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Gotter go now. Wife juist cam 'ome.
"Aggie! Hawld yer naise! Thar's a abserbleedinluterly vile hogo in har. Ah juist cut t'dog summat arful!"
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Bryan
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Posted: February 01 2005 at 20:53 |
From the thread title I thought this would be dedicated to Gdub... 
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Valarius
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 03:15 |
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Alucard
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 08:39 |
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I promised not to come into your mouth , Don't you ever wash that thing, Miss Pinky, Dinah Moe Humm, overnite sensation, one size fits all,keep it greasy and a lot of thelyrics on Joe's Garage... the master of "sexy" lyrics Mr Z
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Dragon Phoenix
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 08:44 |
The unintended ones are the ones I like best. Like the One from U2...
Did I disappoint you - or leave a bad taste in your mouth....
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wallace
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 08:54 |
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Ah alreedy tald youse all: Mothers/Zappa ainnit no prog!
Its novelty-rock wiv sum fusion spic'd in.
Ye'd do weel tae remember tha.
Zappa hisell didnae like it call'd "psycherdelik".
Imagine wot he thaught aybit yer holin' him as bein prog!
But pay Yosh, no heed.
Him juist an 'opeless gawk.
Here be sum mair -but ah'm no givin' ainny mair unless
dis lackadaisical baggage gits oop arf its arse an' does sum bother!
IMPROVED SOUND LTD - lesbian world
GREENSLADE -sunkissed
MAN -erotica
SINFIELD - cadence and cascade
DELIRED CHAMELEON FAMILY - fin de debut
COLIN SCOTT -nite people
GRACE - laughing policeman
PELOQUIN - mama vagina
LEMON DIPS -whose gonna buy?
few non-proggers:
GLEN PHILLIPS BAND -sex is so strange
HORDEN RAIKES - bury new loom
FARAWAY FOLK - bony black hare
TROLL - professor Pott's pornographic projector
SILY SISTERS -my husband got no courage in him
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Azrael2112
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 09:24 |
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wallace
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:07 |
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Yosh appreciates t' offer o' translator, but ah unnerstands yewr pitchur talk, weel eneugh.
-'Tis mindless chaff.
Stick ter emoticoon-talk. Thar's less wear on yer brainpan tha way.
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Azrael2112
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:25 |
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wallace
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:39 |
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Fer t' Angel o' Daith, yer purty daid borin', mate.
(Whan yer cooms tae tink o' it, guess its approperate.)
Next tyme 'round, mebbe we shud do a prog theme-a-thon 'bout tae orppersite o' sex - Daith.
But tha's too aisy.
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Joren
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:46 |
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Why do you write like this? It is very hard to understand for me.
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mirco
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 10:54 |
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I'm sure you have important things to say, Wallace. But your writing is almost unreadable for me, being a not english-spoken person. It's a shame, but I have to pass your securely clever interventions.
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Please forgive me for my crappy english!
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wallace
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 11:06 |
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Dost thou unnerstauns wha dis threid be aboot?
'Tis t' suoobjeck o' SEX.
PROG SONGS 'AVIN' TAE DO WIV SEX.
Gort it?
Contribute tae threid then. Why duntcha?
(Ah'd translate ter Swede, but ainly Swedish ah kens be "Flasket Brinner" = "The Flesh Is Burning",
"Elgen er Los" = "The Moose is Loose", "Resa Mot Okant Mal" = "Travel Towards Unknown Destination", "Myrbein: Myrornas Kring" = "Antleg: War of the Ants".
Ahh! Blinkin' Nora! Yer Dutch an noo Swedish! Pardon me cock-up. Weel, t' ainly Dutch ah kens be...feck awl.)
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Azrael2112
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Posted: February 02 2005 at 11:06 |
Wallace - maybe the best thing for you to do is post in french, (I'm
assuming thats your native laguage.) Then I'll go and translate it myself.
I can make out most of what you say, but sometimes you throw in
words that I just don't understand.
yea...and I guess Im purty daid borin...sorry 
Edited by Azrael2112
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wallace
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Posted: February 06 2005 at 11:15 |
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ELP "Taste Of My Love" (Love Beach)
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gdub411
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Posted: February 06 2005 at 11:44 |
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Stay....Pink Floyd- Obscured by Clouds
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wallace
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Posted: February 06 2005 at 12:01 |
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'Av anuvver go.
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