TLC's jokes!

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In the vein of James' jokes thread, Mike and I created a whole bunch of jokes about one of everyone's favorite members, The Lost Chord 

Enjoy!

And, once again, feel free to participate.

The Lost Chord doesn't post. He starts threads.
When The Lost Chord was a baby, his mom fed him whiskey rather than breast milk.
The Grand Canyon is a result of The Lost Chord farting.
The Lost Chord went to McDonalds and ordered a church organ, and got one.
The Lost Chord once started a thread that was so hilarious, God had to close it before it made anybody die of laughter.
The Lost Chord can believe it's not butter.
If it was for The Lost Chord, the Moody Blues would be named : OMFG LOLL AMZING MOODY BLUES PWNING THE sh*t LOLL WTF
The Lost Chord doesn't need teeth, he's got a church organ.
The Lost Chord can get an ordinary piano to play like a mellotron.
It was once believed that Autumn ended after The Lost Chord farted so violently all the leaves fell from the trees.
The Lost Chord lost all of his teeth after too much thread bumping.
Music was great until 1979. Now, The Lost Chord drinks to forget about modern prog.
When she gave birth to The Lost Chord, her mother suffered a lot. The church organ was hard to pull off of her.
The Lost Chord gets drunk so he can bump threads without feeling pain.
The Lost Chord started a thread in his notebook in history class, after 2 hours Tony R had already moved it to the proper location.
If you want to invite The Lost Chord to a party, don't do it. He'll be there anyway.
George Washington can see the future from beyond the grave.  He thought oral care had come a long way since his time... that is until he saw The Lost Chord.
The Lost Chord got a ticket for playing Larks' Tounges in Aspic on the piano.
The Lost Chord played the Mellotron for 90% of the bands in PA. He played church organ on the rest.
When Benjamin Franklin said "Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy," he really meant "Beer is the only way anybody can tolerate The Lost Chord in person."
"The Lost Chord" actually refers to TLC's lost dental floss.  It really shows.
The Lost Chord is recording about 1500 classic prog albums a year to balance the amount of lame prog arriving since 1980.
When Obelix was a kid, he fell into a barrel of magic potion. When The Lost Chord was a kid, he fell into a barrell of Vodka.
If The Lost Chord ever reaches statehood, his state flower would be the hop.
The Lost Chord is the b*****d son of a Mellotron and a bottle of beer.
When The Lost Chord wakes up, he's nowhere near the place where he had fallen asleep. 
Once, The Lost Chord woke up and found out he was now the king of Holland.
Accidently touching The Lost Chord results in a passing out due to alcohol abuse.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. That was about the time when God created The Lost Chord.
The Lost Chord's blood is in fact Bloody Ceasar.

No offense to anybody is meant here! 

Edited by Bern - January 09 2007 at 13:44

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