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    Posted: April 11 2006 at 11:12

AP NEWS -- At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school Math teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

 



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Points: 1823 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 11:20
 Hilarious. Were did this come from?


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Points: 8238 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 11:34
Originally posted by krusty krusty wrote:

AP NEWS -- At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school Math teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

Not only that but Al-gebra is also known to be a stepping stone into cults like cal-culus and quick triggernometry.  You know, those guys who have square roots and try to get you to co-sine on big loans.  Very dangerous divisions, indeed.
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Points: 10266 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 11:56
Yes, and don't let them fool you. They seem to be an integral part of society, but in fact they are quite differential from that.

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Points: 8238 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 14:02
I don't know.  Something about all this just doesn't add up.
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Points: 1777 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 19:00
^^^ I didn't count on a response like this..!
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Points: 8238 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 09:20
Sounds like they're conducting airport security strictly by the numbers....
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