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Dan Bobrowski 
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Posted: August 24 2004 at 15:25 |
Have you ever fallen down the stairs at a school event?
Emitted a loud "noise" in a library?
Took part in a parade and dropped your instrument?
Sang a solo in choir and forgot the words?
Share your fondest memory that you would rather forget. 
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Belljar
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Posted: August 24 2004 at 15:48 |
That's a hard one...
Probably when I sing along reeeally loud with my horrible voice and discover the house is full downstairs  That has happened a few times now! Arghh
Also when I was with my boyfriends family out one night at this fancy place in England and the guy at the door pulls me back and asks "How old are you?" I misunderstand him and thinks he's asking me "How are you?" (And don't ask me why the f**k I thought he would ask me that!) So I reply "I'm fine thanks" in front of everybody. Could I be anymore blonde  (I blame it on the english accents!!!!)
Theres more but the rest are kinda personal!
I've probably experienced worse, but that's all I can think of right now
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 24 2004 at 15:59 |
I was helping load up the transport for my rowing team in High School. A group of women were getting a tour of the facility. I had a blade (oar) in each hand and was waiting to put them on the rig, when this teammate pulls down my pants. I was only wearing a jock-strap underneath (no knickers) and the women gasped. I had my hands full and had to stand there until someone took the oars out of my hands. I still crack up thinking about the look on their faces.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 24 2004 at 16:00 |
Sneezing violently during a family get together, then cleaning a huge...... er....... well, you know what I mean........ from the opposite wall, whilst my relatives maintained polite conversation in the background.
Embarrassment factor of
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 24 2004 at 16:01 |
Bwwaaaaaaa
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threefates
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Posted: August 25 2004 at 01:12 |
I have a girl embarrassment that would make you guys cringe big time.. so I guess I'll just keep it to myself..
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Posted: August 25 2004 at 09:16 |
"HANDS FULL"???...OH COME ON DANBO!!
I ONCE FARTED DURING A MATHS EXAM AT SCHOOL, AND WHEN I SAY FARTED,I MEAN...FARTED!!!,I WAS YAWNING AND STRETCHING AND ACCIDENTLY DROPPED A BOMB THAT COULD BE HEARD ALL OVER ADELAIDE
I HAD A FREIND WHO SNEEZED OUT THE BIGGEST LINE OF SNOT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE HE HAD NO HANDKERCHEIF SO HE USED HIS HANDS TO WIPE IT AWAY...EEEEEEWWWWWWW
ALSO AT SCHOOL I HAD A BIG CRUSH ON A GIRL CALLED CATHY,SHE WAS GORGEOUS I THUOGHT UNTIL ONE DAY SHE FARTED IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.......I NEVER LOOKED AT HER THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!
AND PERHAPS THE WORST
(THANK GOODNESS THIS DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME!!) ONE OF MY FREINDS CAME OUT OF A TOILET AT A PARTY SOME YEARS AGO AND AS HE WALKED TOWARDS US SOMETHING DROPPED OUT OF HIS PANTS,........IT WAS A PEICE OF .....ER...."SOILED" TOILET PAPER
WE WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES TO NOTICE
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Posted: August 25 2004 at 09:23 |
oh and one more thing
Many years ago when i first started the martial art of WING CHUN we had an official opening which was attended by the then premier of my state(Like a govorner of an American state) My job was to escort him up the stairs to the opening ceremony,unfortunately i slipped on the stairs and let out a very loud cry of............
f**k!!!!!
very embarressing
there was also a martial arts demonstration where one instructor was accidently knocked unconcious....AND WE MADE THE NEWSPAPERS FOR THAT ONE
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Posted: August 25 2004 at 11:31 |
I was in Home Room my senior year. The entire class is engaged in conversation, laughing and screwing around. I was just sitting there minding my own business and the guy behind asked me something. I said "yeah" or some other one word reply, the little nun, Sister Mary Neverhaddadick, whatever, yells at me, "Mr. Bo***ski, quiet down!" The whole class is being loud and she frigging singled me out. "F**k Off!" I replied. It's funny that at that same moment that those words slipped through my full, slightly wet lips.... The class became quiet and the two words hung in the air like an Austrailian lunch room fart. I hung my head in shame. Sister Mary Neverhaddadick spun on her little dikey shoes and headed straight for the prinicipals office.
You should have seen my mother's face when the principal told my mom the words I'd spoke.  The only cuss word I had ever heard from my mother was, "sh*t!" when she dropped something in the kitchen.
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threefates
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Posted: August 25 2004 at 14:12 |
Oh, you guys are such wimps...
When I was 15 my brother went overseas (he was a captain in the army) and left me his Porche Carrera. I didn't exactly have a driver's license yet.. just a learner's permit... but my folks didn't catch on to that... and I was the only one who could drive that car anyway... So it was mine for 6 months..
Anyway one night, I'm leaving the local live band club... with a few friends for a little drive to show them what this baby could do on the open road... Now my hometown was pretty small at that time.. only two night-time cops... and of course one of them was right behind me when I was doing around 110 on some back roads. I guess the tinted wheels on my Porsche were a little better at sticking to the road than those on his police car.. and when I went around the 90 degree turn by the memorial cemetary...going 80 miles a hour... I practically went out the window.. but the car took it with no problem... The cop however didn't make it and went flying off the road into the cemetary...
It was like a Dukes of Hazzard episode... However the next day when he showed up at my house to have a little conversation with my folks... I was busted. But he didn't give me a ticket... he told my parents they should consider enrolling me in a Richard Petty driving course....hehehehe
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James Lee
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Posted: August 25 2004 at 17:22 |
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Ever spill a drink in your lap? It's kina hard to function socially when you have what looks like a wee-wee stain on your trousers. Since I'm so maladroit, it has happened to me more than once...
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 26 2004 at 07:54 |
Sneaking a long drawn out but highly unpleasant smelling air-biscuit in my office, thinking it was safe to do so - 2 minutes later the office manager comes in to introduce some head office big-wigs -
Nothing was ever said.........
Embarrassment factor
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 26 2004 at 10:37 |
You lead an interesting life Jim!
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Posted: August 26 2004 at 15:08 |
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during a presentation about spring in year 1 when i stood up to say my line i just hid behind my painting
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You want the spoon? You can't handle the spoon!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 26 2004 at 15:31 |
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 26 2004 at 16:24 |
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 07:36 |
AHA!!!!!!!!!
NOW I KNOW WHAT JIMS REAL NAME IS!!!
ITS,DAVID BRENT!!!!
REMIND ME NOT TO GO TO ANY OF YOUR MOTIVATIONAL LECTURES!!!
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Posted: August 27 2004 at 16:23 |
I had sex with my x-girlfriend, and we were playing a bit loud music so her mother and grandmother did'nt hear anything, but the grandmother wan't to sleep so she camed for asking us to turn down the music, and there we were laying bare naked
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 29 2004 at 17:04 |
Ewww, She didn't jump in, did she?
I remember a bonking incident at a friends house. I was staying at his house for a few days, another story..... . Anyway, we had Metallica (Black Album) cranked and we were using the bathroom vanity for a height advantage and my friend walked in. The frightened woman screamed and pushed off the sink and when we fell backwards I grabbed at anything to break my fall. I reached out and snagged the shower curtain and it came down on top of us. Thankfully he did not see this as an invitation to join in and went his merry way.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 02 2004 at 07:29 |
Not a bonking incident, but a bathroom one -
Many, many years ago at a party, where I had partaken way, way too much of the illegal herbal cigarettes , on top of way, way too much alcohol - my body decided enough was enough, and a serious upward purge was necessary.......and imminent!
So ill was I that I spent the next 3 hours slumped over the sink in the bathroom; why not the lavatory, you ask? Simple - people were coming in & using it throughout...... men & women, both....... surprisingly, I didn't pull that night - wonder why?
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