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    Posted: September 26 2016 at 16:56
I luv my bike so is it ok..................Shocked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:07
How committed are you? I have found that marriages with motorbikes can lead to very expensive legal ramifications. So tiring
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:17
Yes, motorbikes belong in the kitchen.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:17
^^Gotta decide on the Triumph or the Harley yet, someone not gonna be happy.
Very expensive legal ramifications- do you think I need a lawyer?Disapprove


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:58
Can be a little awkward between the sheets!Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 18:29
Originally posted by noni noni wrote:

Can be a little awkward between the sheets!Wink

Just add more oil...................Smile Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:21
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by noni noni wrote:

Can be a little awkward between the sheets!Wink

Just add more oil...................Smile Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best?

Mobile 1, synthetic 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:24
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by noni noni wrote:

Can be a little awkward between the sheets!Wink

Just add more oil...................Smile Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best?


Mobile 1, synthetic.  That should put enough oomph!! to any relationship 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:51
Yes, but only on Tuesdays. 
when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:02
No. I support traditional marriage between one man and one none-motorized road bicycle.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:33
Originally posted by noni noni wrote:

Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by noni noni wrote:

Can be a little awkward between the sheets!Wink

Just add more oil...................Smile Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best?


Mobile 1, synthetic.  That should put enough oomph!! to any relationship 

Cool, I'll give it a try............
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:34
Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

No. I support traditional marriage between one man and one none-motorized road bicycle.

A slow romance hey!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 06:26
Depends on if a motorbike is capable of consent and can sign a marriage license.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 07:09
Don't worry about that I can forge it signature real easy like...............Evil Smile

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 10:12
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 12:34
take my advice...  if you have the choice between marrying a blazing fast red crotchrocket or a smoking hot red haired woman...

take the crotchrocket... both will kill you.. one just does it quicker...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 12:55
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 14:24
Johnny Blaze is (Ghost Rider)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 16:24
All good suggestions - thanks decisions decisions..... blazing fast red crotchrocket or a smoking hot red haired woman both Red hey interesting hmmmm

Will give both another go and see which one come out on top.............
could keep the smoking hot red haired woman on the side but the Bike might find out!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2016 at 16:39
that is the path the darkside... walk away now while you still have your soul. Give her another chance and she will win.. what man can resist a red head.. especially a hot smokin' one... she will win oh yes she will..... but you will lose in the end... LOLWink

do the bike...  better to be splattered all over the road quickly and painlessly than walk through the rest of life with your heart ripped out.. and the soul being sucked out....
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