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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2010 at 23:52
Hello doc.
 
Hello patient. What seems to be the trouble today?
 
Everytime I cough I get an erection.
 
I said whats the problem?
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Inner Reveries of Ephram Kinderwibble, Esq.
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Charles hated playing but loved losing.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 09:47
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 17:11
Wendy was ambivalentine (she received cards from secret admirers of both genders on 14th February every year)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 20:05

Mathematics makes more sense in reverse.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 20:20
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Wendy was ambivalentine (she received cards from secret admirers of both genders on 14th February every year)


is that like a trysexual ?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 21:14
Flattened raccoon.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 21:16
I'm not sure what you mean by "Merseybeat". 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 22:44

Everybody knows.

Everybody knows.

Everybody knows.

Everybody knows.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2010 at 23:19
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Wendy was ambivalentine (she received cards from secret admirers of both genders on 14th February every year)


is that like a trysexual ?




Don't be greedy, Nah, more like a flattened raccoon LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 00:37
Evidence was recently uncovered of Kool-Aid's complicity in the Lincoln assassination.  Then called Klan-Aid, the elixir maker was found to have opposed the President's anti-slavery directives and détente with Southern fruit producers.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 02:12
My job is to make this city a better place to live in.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 02:14
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

My job is to make this city a better place to live in.


scoop dog crap or Batman ?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 02:33
**** / ****                    What will this entrails? 
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The bogus Paxton. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:26
Muesli and Bran Flakes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:28
He was the most handsome three-nostriled man in the world.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:32
Or, crunchy glass turns to water.
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