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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 15 2010 at 23:52 |
Hello doc.
Hello patient. What seems to be the trouble today?
Everytime I cough I get an erection.
I said whats the problem?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 00:34 |
Inner Reveries of Ephram Kinderwibble, Esq.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 01:48 |
Charles hated playing but loved losing.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 09:47 |
Dan Ger's Cliffboarding.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 17:11 |
Wendy was ambivalentine (she received cards from secret admirers of both genders on 14th February every year)
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 20:05 |
Mathematics makes more sense in reverse.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 20:20 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Wendy was ambivalentine (she received cards from secret admirers of both genders on 14th February every year)
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is that like a trysexual ?
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 21:14 |
Flattened raccoon.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 21:16 |
I'm not sure what you mean by "Merseybeat".
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 22:44 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
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Posted: December 16 2010 at 23:19 |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 00:37 |
Evidence was recently uncovered of Kool-Aid's complicity in the Lincoln assassination. Then called Klan-Aid, the elixir maker was found to have opposed the President's anti-slavery directives and détente with Southern fruit producers.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67439
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 02:12 |
My job is to make this city a better place to live in.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 02:14 |
Vompatti wrote:
My job is to make this city a better place to live in. |
scoop dog crap or Batman ?
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 02:33 |
**** / **** What will this entrails? **** / **** **** / **** **** / ****
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:09 |
The bogus Paxton.
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Snow Dog
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Joined: March 23 2005
Location: Caerdydd
Status: Offline
Points: 32995
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:26 |
Muesli and Bran Flakes.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:28 |
He was the most handsome three-nostriled man in the world.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:32 |
Or, crunchy glass turns to water.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65505
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Posted: December 17 2010 at 03:33 |
Honest pancakes for honest people.
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