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Toilet water? I thought you said exponential power!
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Their touch illuminated the dying. Bodies on top of bodies on top of decay. The urban landscape shown brightly for the first time in it's existence. The beauty of rot, the magnificence of rust. 'Too many bodies in this sewer' screamed a foreman, as someone got ready to light another match.


You know, I'm not entirely sure what that's really all about but it is rather goodClap
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Cuts

cuts are bad like a twelfth row groan,
cuts are deep as a large-man's throne,
cuts they cover the colourful bruises,
blue is better than light-red excuses.

A simple small one on the knee,
or a graze that covers the rest of me,
happy, I live, not the begging chooser,
knowing I'm an avid Betadine user.  

Well, I've been looking real hard,
and I'm trying to find a job,
but it just keeps getting
tougher everyday. 


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Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:


Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:


Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Their touch illuminated the dying. Bodies on top of bodies on top of decay. The urban landscape shown brightly for the first time in it's existence. The beauty of rot, the magnificence of rust. 'Too many bodies in this sewer' screamed a foreman, as someone got ready to light another match.
You know, I'm not entirely sure what that's really all about but it is rather goodClap

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Pages removed from the necronomicon #41: How to sell a horse life insurance
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A cretin bluff, but warranted so. 
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Experiencing colonic pain every time you eat gelatin or starfish? Call 1-800-735-0344 and we will sue somebody for your pain and tolerance of intolerable situations.

That's 1-800-735-0344...the best random lawsuit attorneys this side of that body of water you live next too.
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Tear your ligament like you mean it.
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#1 hits of the 90s #187: Seven Is The Number - God's Light On Earth
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You will see the berries, and you will love the berries.
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The crates are going to be sold too. The unwashed bottles can house your drink, they're fine, and look old and cool. 
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Zebra's intelligence dwarfs that of the igloo or the fibrous taproots of the Serengeti.
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Oft forgotten saints #88: Grompt, the patron saint of blueberry patches in the southern hemisphere.
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The Holly Holly Holly Soholly vision sonar in canons of three marchés ravis could astonish-grow StelLys out if lusty last twos without crash mash.
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Frosty the snowman, had a very bad case of syphilis.
It f**ked up his head, and then he was dead...and that's pretty much the end of the song.
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They talk a good talk, but I've yet to see any of them invade Hungary.
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The book a jazz loathing gelug tried to ban:

On the horns of a Dalai Lama  - Running illegal trombones to Tibet
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The only people pleased to learn they have a shelf life are spinsters
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I cradle the calf, witnessing its you in me. 
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