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Atavachron 
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 Posted: November 30 2010 at 19:19 |
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Master Bates found himself in an awkward position.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: November 30 2010 at 19:57 |
Hello doc.
Hello patient. What seems to be the problem today?
Well...at first I was coughing up saliva.
Thats perfectly normal.
Then I was coughing up blood.
Thats less normal.
Then I was coughing up bile.
That sounds like it could be serious.
Then I was coughing up semen.
What were you doing last night?
Urinating out of my anus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 13:57 |
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Just to be clear, I've only made one fountain before, and very few people were happy with the drainage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 21:58 |
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It is customary to prepare and enjoy a festive meal on Maedelschön.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 01 2010 at 23:30 |
A moon, in the sky
is not, the same as,
a moon
in the oc,ean. Stop.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 00:07 |
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Darth Fuzzy was a wise and powerful Dark Lord of the Sith. With a bad name.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 00:24 |
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Lines appear as if out of the birth canal of the universe.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Points: 65457
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 00:25 |
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It was a criminal amount of pumpkins.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Points: 11420
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 02:15 |
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How do vampires shave?
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 02:45 |
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If it is sticky, liquids was there.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 03:19 |
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We have a nine-gallon drum of Barbasol with your name on it.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 03:57 |
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If coffee doesn't do the trick, I would advise you to buy a hammer.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 11:05 |
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Klips. Like clips but spelled with a k. Instead of the c, ya know.
Edited by irrelevant - December 02 2010 at 11:06
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 12:10 |
lololololol crowley reference lololololol  
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Man With Hat
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Points: 166183
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 16:17 |
A lecture about lectures.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 16:21 |
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Man With Hat
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Points: 166183
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 16:57 |
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Lets check biology.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65457
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 18:15 |
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It's ironic that the First Secretary was first a secretary.
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ExittheLemming
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Points: 11420
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 21:38 |
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Adolescent elderberries are prone to disrespect their elders and are often referred to by horticulturists as the 'emo shrub'.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 02 2010 at 21:49 |
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Penn Archibald's The Dynamic Sphincter for one.
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