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Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

You should be a bass player - the oldest bassist trick in the world: if you make a mistake, keep repeating it until everybody believes it's the way it should be... 
Stop giving our secrets away!
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Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

Sorry I got my Fannys and Freddies mixed up there! Wink 


Rob, I am thoroughly impressed with your forum posting skills, be proud, be darned proud, it's the ability to be confused by these things is what keeps the Shed alive!


 
 
i have been called many things, but never "Fanny".................*cof* *cof*.....embarassed silence....Embarrassed
 
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

You should be a bass player - the oldest bassist trick in the world: if you make a mistake, keep repeating it until everybody believes it's the way it should be... 
Stop giving our secrets away!
 
 
when i was on the stage many years ago  (yawwwwn.....Sleepy) .... they told us if you got stuck with lines, whatever happens carry on...... we spent many workshops improvising ad libs, and sometimes, like 1st nights,  they came in very handy!  Wink  sometimes myself or other actorrrs used to come out with the most ridiculous nonsense , but because we were doing avant-garde plays nobody in the audience even noticed ! LOL  (except the tw*ts who would bring along a copy of the bl**dy script Ermm
 
 
 
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Like the goons who come to a gig with a lyric book! 
(if you want it to sound the same as the record , stay home and listen to the record!)


BTW, I was just on the phone to our manufacturer and their "hold-music" was Bobby Mc Ferrin "Don't worry, be happy" ........... cool hold music, it made me laugh rather than snarl, so it did it's job!   (They used to have "always look on the Brightside" fab! )
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Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:




BTW, I was just on the phone to our manufacturer and their "hold-music" was Bobby Mc Ferrin "Don't worry, be happy" ........... cool hold music, it made me laugh rather than snarl, so it did it's job!   (They used to have "always look on the Brightside" fab! )
 
Big%20smile ^ don't worry -- get herpes....
 
 
Ermm I would have preferred:
 
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout
Be merry my friends
Be merry
 
Have a good one, Rachel my dear -- make (bike) tracks while the sun shines!Smile
 
 
(And that's "its" -- no apostrophe.)Geek
 
 
Sorry! I'll go to work now, shall I? Embarrassed
 
 
 
Here Big Blue -- c'mon boy! 
 
 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

am I alone in having NO IDEA what a power point presentation is?Ermm
 
Quite possibly, and you should be profoundly thankful for it.


Yes, your life is immeasurably better if it is bereft of PowerPoint.
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Yes, your life is immeasurably better if it is bereft of PowerPoint.
 
I guess that all depends on the contents of the lunch-time buffet they serve up, afterwards...Approve
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Thanks Jim. Now, let's see if this works
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Excellent. Even managed to do a bit of editing in Photobucket.
 
Now to explain this picture.
 
As this is the shed I thought you might like to see my garden tools that I use. My particular favourite fork is the small green border fork. It's not quite as macho as the other one so it doesn't do my back in and I can motor along with it for ages. I have no particular favourite spade as each does a different job. The one on the left is great at moving earth. The smaller one next to it is good for getting into triky spaces and the one on the right is great for cutting through awkward roots etc.
 
I also thought you might want to be amazed at my new found (with a lot of help, of course) computing skills.
 
Cheers
 
 
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Nice one Rob. It seems almost churlish of me to mention that I can't see the photo anyway as Photobucket is banned at work.
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^^ good start Rob, but where is the pile of old porn magazines, 70's vinyl pop L.P's  and old paint tins?
 essential additions for any Shedder  Wink
 
 
and don't forget the home made beer in plastic barrel and mouldy cheese ....
 
 


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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

^^ good start Rob, but where is the pile of old porn magazines, 70's vinyl pop L.P's  and old paint tins?
 essential additions for any Shedder  Wink
 
 
and don't forget the home made beer in plastic barrel and mouldy cheese ....
 
 
 
I hadn't realised that I needed all that stuff. I'll add them to my Xmas pressie list. Will 70's pop cassettes be OK? I have a particularly fine 2 cassette Glam Rock volume. Mott the Hoople anyone?
 
I'm in the early stages of getting a shed. 'ap'n I'll go for a potting shed with low window sills so that I can look out on my veg patch in the comfort of a scruffy armchair. I'm toying with getting a pot-bellied stove to keep my little plantlings warm in the spring to give them a good start. I don't know about paint tins though. More like a fridge for other types of tins (and bottles). Smile
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Originally posted by NaturalScience NaturalScience wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

am I alone in having NO IDEA what a power point presentation is?Ermm
 
Quite possibly, and you should be profoundly thankful for it.


Yes, your life is immeasurably better if it is bereft of PowerPoint.
 
Giving marketing execs a sense of purpose since 1995LOL
When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

^^ good start Rob, but where is the pile of old porn magazines?
 essential additions for any Shedder


Aha - that finally explains the size of Heavyfreight's shed (and the reason he has 2 of them)

Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

I'm in the early stages of getting a shed. 'ap'n I'll go for a potting shed with low window sills so that I can look out on my veg patch in the comfort of a scruffy armchair.

I don't know about paint tins though.


Although paint tins are an optional extra, if you do invest in old, battered & dried up tins of emulsion, you also need the special knackered old stick behind them... this is your 'special' stick - the only possible implement you can use to stir paint

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Originally posted by Heavyfreight Heavyfreight wrote:

[powerpoint] Giving marketing execs a sense of purpose since 1995LOL

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Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

Thanks Jim. Now, let's see if this works



Nice looking shovel there on the left Rob!   I do like a decent shovel!    The second left spade looks like our camping spade, nice and sharp to remove a neat square of turf for that all important fire!


Peter...................... I'm unable to reply in person as I'm going out on my "silver machine" (peep peep! )

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Some posts are just crying out to be made into a PowerPoint presentation??  SmileGeek
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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

^^ good start Rob, but where is the pile of old porn magazines?
 essential additions for any Shedder


Aha - that finally explains the size of Heavyfreight's shed (and the reason he has 2 of them)

Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

I'm in the early stages of getting a shed. 'ap'n I'll go for a potting shed with low window sills so that I can look out on my veg patch in the comfort of a scruffy armchair.

I don't know about paint tins though.


Although paint tins are an optional extra, if you do invest in old, battered & dried up tins of emulsion, you also need the special knackered old stick behind them... this is your 'special' stick - the only possible implement you can use to stir paint
 
With layers and layers of dried on different coloured paints.
 
I cut a cross section through one once and gave it to a dendronologist for dating. Apparently it went all the way back to my second house's dining room. LOL
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Points: 7456 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 10 2008 at 13:12
Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:


Thanks Jim. Now, let's see if this works


Hang on one danged minute...

Runs outside to check contents of shed....

Phew! That edging spade (second from left) looks identical to mine...even the mud stains look the same...

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Honest Guv. I can assure you it's mine. Spear and Jackson quality build.
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