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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2010 at 21:01
This statue will not fit in your anus in that configuration!
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2010 at 23:46
If you want me to be closer to you get closer to me.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 01:41
Chapter 6: Locked.

And if that wasn't enough the malnourished kick start to you're day will be most unhappy , like a is for u to say b like.
Under, stood bridge that was actually over but didn't schedule properly, but thats another sorry, and for a different time entirely! Fihl in the blanks is a so-lo album that was most likely conceived by Rahts, and per-formed by the clown sitting next to you, yes that's right, and it's also not where the clown is sitting, it's two, you're left.

Every time you see the word 'charter'  you think 'character', and picture a chart, and then picture a rabbit eating cheese then you think carrots which takes you back to Rahts...... If ya smart! Go howm! Go howm! said the king of bell ring, whose eyes were as determined as a metaphor...... Calculated and proven!...... If ya smart! As smart as a smartQ, and that's petty smart! Detrimints are a new brand of confectionery, and I bet you can guess what effect it has on people when costumed! 

Well I hope you have enjoyed this installment of a fudge. It was as interesting as it was Noi Ying.
Monster Garage Mozambique. Can you imagine that! Monser Garage Mozambique. Can yo imagine hat!
Monster rage Mozambique. Can you imagine tat! Monste Garage Mozabique. Can you magine that!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 02:31
You know you're in trouble when Mr. Spock is the funniest one on stage. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 02:39
i have built a rocketship out of sporks, pinecones, pie plates, and animal reamains. Granted, it only goes .3 MPH, when pushed downhill, but still...the moon can't be that far away.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 02:42
 ^ When are you leaving?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 06:46
Mortgage. With the emphasis on Mort.

Don't dorp it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 08:53
I am eating mashed potato with butter and BBQ sauce and meatballs
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 11:26
I'd never seen such an oddly shaped clock!
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 14:45
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

 ^ When are you leaving?
 
6 ft, 10 inches...give or take a parsec.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 17:00
There's a good movie playing.  In my pants.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2010 at 21:14
Can it be slowly unbuttoned or do you want me to just rip it off?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 01:27
The pony was lame.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 02:53
I know we only just met, but there's something about me you do not know.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 02:56
Do Not go in there! WOAH!
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 02:56
I didn't walk seven blocks in the wind for a small cup of burnt coffee.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 03:02
Some people replace their libraries with leaves.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 03:02
It is so hot today 34 degrees and it is only 8pm
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 03:03
I read "pony".
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2010 at 03:04
I've been saying that for at least two and a half minutes.
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